𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐲/𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐚 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬
summary: where y/n and ada overestimate their spying skills so they decide to hijack tommys date instead.
warnings: swearing bc it’s the peaky fookin blinders babe
pairings: the shelbys x sister reader
a/n: shadys back baby what’s this? lilly posting again?
If there was one thing that the shelby women were - it was nosey.
their brothers business was their business, the blinders business was their business and what most certainly was their business was tommys date with the pretty italian girl.
so obviously lol
y/n and little ada sat in the shadows spying on tommy and greta across the stream
it’s a miracle how they weren’t caught in those first 15 minutes with adas constant yapping
“y/n, if tommy and greta kiss what do we do?”
“y/n, if they kiss shall I make a really loud bird noise so they stop, I don’t really like the thought of tommy kissing to be honest”
in all fairness, you hadn’t thought about what you would do if tommy and greta started snogging in front of you but you knew that adas famous owl impression would in fact give you away
of course you let the young girl down easily not wanting to diss her perfect bird impersonating skills
“don’t you think they’ll come looking ada?”
“no they won’t come looking for the owl y/n, why would they come looking for a bird when there’s literally thousands of birds around us? it’s like playing hide and seek with a gang of pigeons”
the smart comment left you at a loss for words where the fuck did she get that mouth from?
you were left questioning yourself until adas hands smacking against your face brought you back to reality
“y/n, y/n they’re snogging oh my god mayday, mayday! TWIT TWOO TWIT TWOO”
ada wtf
oh fuck
mayday indeed
you had been spotted
and tommy was marching like a right knob walking towards you and your sister
with greta keeping her distance behind him
“for fucks sake girls, fucking twit twoo? what are you trying to do ay, stop me from actually getting a girlfriend or trying to speak to the animals like snow fucking white? bloody idiots.”
“OI! don’t call me a bloody idiot when you’re snogging in front of your 8 year old sister”
“erm y/n, I think you’re forgetting the bit that goes, my 8 year old sister who shouldn’t even be here!”
there was an extremely prolonged moment of silence after this, where little ada stood twiddling her thumbs and you and tommy seemed to be having a very intense staring contest
all before a gentle voice cleared their throat from behind tommy in aid to announce her presence
tommy glanced at greta almost sympathetically
“go on then tommy you may as well introduce us” you beckoned
tommy glared at you clearly very annoyed lol
you had to hold in your laugh
“y/n, ada” tommy practically grimaced haha, “this is greta jurossi who would’ve been my girlfriend if you didn’t cock it up like you have done, greta this is my dickhead big sister and my prick of a little sister ada - don’t worry I understand if you don’t want to talk to them, I wouldn’t want to either.”
ignoring what tommy said bahahah greta stuck a hand out to y/n who accepted it almost immediately before pulling the young italian girl into a massive hug
big sister instinct you could say...
“oh greta, what a lovely name and aren’t you a pretty girl! you’ll have to teach me how to do my hair like yours,” you spared a glance at tommy with a smirk before carrying on your sentence, “come on, me and ada will take you to meet mum and pol - mums really pregnant at the moment so it’s best just get it out of the way”
you took off down the field clutching gretas hand in one of yours and adas wrist in the other
you and ada were laughing like idiots
greta held a beaming smile as she ran with you both holding no complaints
though she didn’t forget to spin around an blow tommy a kiss before disappearing with his sisters
as for tommy, he stood their in utter disbelief
“can’t believe my dates been nicked by a fucking owl impressionist and a five foot eighteen year old” he scoffed to himself whilst trudging off of the field alone whoopsy
