if you dont ship it then you’re lying
the entire staff of the simpsons ships it so you might as well too thats all im sayin man
You forgot treehouse of horror XVI!
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if you dont ship it then you’re lying
the entire staff of the simpsons ships it so you might as well too thats all im sayin man
You forgot treehouse of horror XVI!
the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
That's called being an adult
no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth
It bites.
I just lost The Game.
(You know the rules: now you've got to announce that you've lost too. Reblog this to follow The Game's rules.)
I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
I’m in love with this post
i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.
til death or some guy do us part
Do you ever get concerned when you read a truly deranged post or tag here and go "yeah, me too."
yeah, me too.
you know how kids tend to subconsciously adopt the mannerisms of their parents? i wonder how far back that stretches.
do i laugh like my great grandfather, because that's the way my grandma laughed, and my mom copied her?
does the way my dad make comedic sounds when he's driving actually originate with a distant uncle two hundred year ago, who made funny noises in the horse-drawn cart because it made his niece laugh?
i wonder which of my little mannerisms came from ancestors long passed, and i wonder which of mine will echo in family descendants long after i'm gone.
op why?! this will be stuck in my head forever
I don't say "it will get better" anymore; I say "let's work through it." Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but you've always tried.
reblog this and tell me about any and all jewellery you wear everyday
#two cartilage piercings #celtic knot ring #class ring #moonstone and silver ring my Father made me
I think
that choosing what I believe is the most important thing I've ever done as an adult.
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
One day I’ll get this
great news guys.
Listen: Listening is dangerous. Talking more so. Things aren’t looking so good for quiet existence either.
i hope your onions caramelize. i hope my onions caramelize. i hope we both sauté our root vegetables to perfection. slow cooked onions in loving pan.