☯ — I'LL FIGHT MYSELF. (ap.)

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      De rebelde, já bastava ele. Lidar com jovens assim era complicado, costumavam ser imprevisíveis demais... Igual a ele. Lidar consigo mesmo já era difícil porque nem ele sabia o que poderia fazer em seguida. “Ora, para colaborar com o trabalho da lei, é claro. A polícia e os heróis devem colaborar pra um mundo melhor, não acha?” 

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❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜

     “Ah, a minha também, cara estudante! Vamos, vamos ouvir Nirvana e ponderar sobre todas as nossas escolhas ruins juntos!” 

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                                       𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳?

                                                    𝙱𝙰𝙽𝙶.                                            𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳.

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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‘ i got your back. ’

      “...thank you.“ They were surrounded, after all. It was just a bunch of thugs, but any help came in handy. Though to be honest, Bullet feared she might try and send him to the cops since he’s a vigilante. That wouldn’t be too good - and that was the exact reason why he didn’t usually tag along with Pro Heroes.

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as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

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  “My mother cried when I was born because she knew...

A POLIÇA NA MINHA CASA

      “Precisando, é só chamar. Sério!”

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“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.” (this kind of asshole)

      “Você tem um ótimo senso de humor, garota!” Gargalhou, besta. Pra um policial veterano, Ken mantinha bastante contato com a sua criança interior. Continuava a não levar as coisas a sério demais. “Mas aí... Não esqueça de respeitá-la também.” Pausou, passou a mão no rosto, e voltou a falar. “...a menos que ela te trate mal. Aí você me notifica e eu mando o conselho na sua casa.”

      Okay... Talvez às vezes ele leve as coisas um pouco a sério demais.

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Cyberpunk night.

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— Impey Barbicane ☆ Code: Realize - Sousei no Himegimi

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<cont.> @shocklocks

      “Well... Yeah, I guess.” Too late to change your mind now, Bullet. Still, he had a reason to be that bit chaotic. After seeing the kinds of barbarities those villains did to innocent people, you start to get a little cold. Seeing the results of their actions got to Kenny here a little to quickly. All the bodies of those who died were still on his mind to this day. 

   “It’s just that... After a while, you just wanna grind them under your heel for the crap they do.” Being in company of a Pro Hero student felt... Weird. Especially in his gear. Kenichiro was sure Vigilantes like him were to be reported, but he seemed to be taking it very well... They were both after the same guy: some lost soul in the suburbs in that area. Just so happens that thunder kid over there saw Ken - or rather, Bullet - using his quirk to try and surprise the opponent. It backfired, and now they were stuck together.

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brooklyn nine-nine inspired sentence meme

“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”

“You can’t handle the me!”

“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”

“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”

“Yay, enemies for life!”

“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”

“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”

“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”

“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”

“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”

“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”

“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”

“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”

“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”

“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”

“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”

“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”

“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”

“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”

“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”

“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”

“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”

“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”

“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”

“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”

“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”

“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”

“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”

“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”

“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”

“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”

“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”

“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”

“You look like a corpse we just pulled out of the river.”

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