Tech Nerd for the Underground

Name: Jack Hammer Alias: Weasel Affiliation: Deadpool Eloquent Bitches Club Status: Single Occupation: Weapons Dealer

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OOC: So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

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bonewagon:

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

I.... can't... breath.... 

[sonofbaldwin]

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((OOC: Excited for second day of LFCC))

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docmoiramactaggert started following you

Hey there, doc.

What's the latest news in genetics?

You don't get a direct line to the news every day...

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Annoyances...

Jack picked up the 9mm glock from the kitchen table, admiring the cold black steel.

He had fixed the kitchen wall now as good as he could, but the contracter who inspected the house didn't accept his excuse for the hole. Jack shrugged slightly, it was never hard to fix things for him anyway. The contracter could've made a big buck.

Aiming at the big clock on the wall he smirked slightly. The gun fitted very nicely into his hand, but something felt off, he'd have to let Domino or Wade check it.

With a sigh he laid the gun back on the table and sat down on a chair, right next to the table. His hands folding together, he pondered about the past weeks.

From where was that drone controlled...?

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Jack sipped his coffee, turning on the systems as he walked around.

[Goodmorning, mr. Hammer]

"Goodmorning eve. What is the current value of setting name?"

[The value of setting name is currently "Mr. Hammer". Two words, 13 bytes]

"Change that value to 'Weasel'"

[Value changed. Current value "Weasel". One word, 6 bytes]

"Repeat greeting, eve"

[Goodmorning, Weasel]

Jack smiled and emptied the cup in his mouth. "Better".

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"Eve... we'll close for the night. Shutdown"

[Shutting down, Good night, Mr. Hammer]

Jack mumbled "And still, it sounds terrible... Mister Hammer".

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Full Text

What started as a normal day at the Aquarium of Belle Island, rapidly became a disaster as a gun-toting terrorist showed up out of nowhere. The terrorist -later known as the infamous "Deadpool"- marched into the aquarium, guns blazing, while his accomplice raised the bridge, taking the entire island hostage.

The police and S.W.A.T. arrived with full force, but it was already too late. Deadpool had fired his first -devastating- shot, destroying our beloved Spirit of Detroit. The city was stabbed in the heart as the destruction caused by the terrorist was shown.

While it is still unknown how he arrived on the island, passing the security, without being seen by the police, we do know that he did not leave the island unharmed. The brave police launched an assault at him, being heavily undermanned.

At the end of the battle a strange blue light emitted from the aquarium, taking down the S.W.A.T. helicopters. A few brave cops did not make it. Police reports the amount of civilian injured into the dozen, but no fatalities were reported. 

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OOC:Goodmorning everyone.

[averyrook]

Put a colour in my askbox

RED- I love you romantically

SALMON- I love you platonically

PINK- I have a crush on you

OLIVE- I used to love you but now I don’t

MAGENTA- I’m secretly in love with you

ORANGE- I don’t think you realise my feelings for you

BLACK- I want to have sex with you

GREY- I want to cuddle with you

SILVER- I don’t know how I feel about you

YELLOW- I want to be friends with you

NAVY- You’re my best friend

TEAL- You complete me

GREEN- I trust you with my life

EMERALD- I’d do anything for you

PURPLE- I’d spend my life with you

COBALT- I feel sad when you get hurt

AQUAMARINE- I’m terrified of losing you

WHITE- You scare me

TAUPE- I want you to die

BROWN- I want to kill you

AMBER- I like seeing you in pain

VERMILLION- I hope something horrible happens to you

MAROON- I hate you

PLUM- You are my enemy

PUCE- Life would be better without you

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[regeneratingdegenerate]

Nothing you can’t fix? You can bring people back t’ life now? Wow times have changed.

I already have.

Not me, an’ yeah, you did, but like you said, neither of us like how things went down.

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*smirks*

No, I can’t bring people back to life.

Thanks for reminding me.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Do we even know how many people died?

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News is reporting a few casualties, and about 10 people injured. Most people apparently were at the bridge, and the damage there was limited.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Just casualties? Ten injured.. what about deaths? There weren’t any kids involved, right?

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If there are civilian deaths... they are keeping it quiet for now... They've mentioned a few heavily injured civilians though.

No, the kids and most of the parents where all contained in a separate location on the upper side of the island. They are locked in, as all electricity went hay-wire, but they'll be fine.

God, if kids would die... I would really retire... I'm too sensitive for this shit... I'm no super villain...

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Nothing you can’t fix? You can bring people back t’ life now? Wow times have changed.

I already have.

Not me, an’ yeah, you did, but like you said, neither of us like how things went down.

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*smirks*

No, I can’t bring people back to life.

Thanks for reminding me.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Do we even know how many people died?

[technerdfortheunderground-blog]

News is reporting a few casualties, and about 10 people injured. Most people apparently were at the bridge, and the damage there was limited.

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I agree.

I… I’m sorry, wade. I definitely screwed this one up.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

How come you didn’t tell me the range was that large, Weaz? I could’ve risked myself being shot up and pull the damn battery out while bleeding out but instead you let me take the safe path an’ put everybody else in danger? 

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I was freaking out, Wade. A drone that I made was on the loose, a drone that could kill the president for all I know, and no-one would know how it would be possible to hurl a shell over such a distance.

I had honestly not even thought about the EMP grenades range until it was too late. You think I like how things went down?

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Yeah fair point but you sent me in with these things an’ didn’t think to say ‘oh by the way, Wade, these things are like super powerful’? 

No, I certainly don’t like how things went down either, but you’re not gettin’ that robot back because my equipment is fried.

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Nothing I can’t fix.

Forget ‘bout the robot.

Who the hell would ever think the robot would turn up in such a place… of course I made a huge bad call when I raised the bridges.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Nothing you can’t fix? You can bring people back t’ life now? Wow times have changed.

I already have.

Not me, an’ yeah, you did, but like you said, neither of us like how things went down.

[technerdfortheunderground-blog]

*smirks*

No, I can't bring people back to life.

Thanks for reminding me.

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Worried about stuff. *Pokes his leg.* What's wrong?

Worried about what?

Hmm, Weasel killed a bunch of innocent people.

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I agree.

I… I’m sorry, wade. I definitely screwed this one up.

[regeneratingdegenerate]

How come you didn’t tell me the range was that large, Weaz? I could’ve risked myself being shot up and pull the damn battery out while bleeding out but instead you let me take the safe path an’ put everybody else in danger? 

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I was freaking out, Wade. A drone that I made was on the loose, a drone that could kill the president for all I know, and no-one would know how it would be possible to hurl a shell over such a distance.

I had honestly not even thought about the EMP grenades range until it was too late. You think I like how things went down?

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Yeah fair point but you sent me in with these things an’ didn’t think to say ‘oh by the way, Wade, these things are like super powerful’? 

No, I certainly don’t like how things went down either, but you’re not gettin’ that robot back because my equipment is fried.

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Nothing I can't fix.

Forget 'bout the robot.

Who the hell would ever think the robot would turn up in such a place... of course I made a huge bad call when I raised the bridges.

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Hello~

Hi Smilie. How are you? 

*smiles weakly*