My, Oh My, a Monster...

caroline. nowhere, north carolina. twenty-four. i sell shoes. orbit is my husky.

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All my followers are dead.

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During my two year absence I have somehow gained followers. Ready for that number to PLUMMET

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Holy tits! I remembered my password. How long have I been away? I’m welcoming myself back to the somewhat toxic world of Tumblr... until I get bored or find a job.

[vampiregodesnyx-deactivated2016]

[maxscoville]

Huh. That cross basically confirms that Christianity exists in Pokémon. Now I want to read a Pokémon Bible. Makes sense. Noah’s mission with the Ark was pretty much “Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Twice.”

[puppy-a-day]

Package delivery

[uchidachi]

Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?

Hattie: Meow

Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mraaow

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: Mrah

Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪

Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!

[wizardyangst]

This is exactly the kind of A+ content I come to see on this website

[antipeanutbutter]

Omfg

[geekandmisandry]

@rainfelt

[black--lamb-blog]

hattie is a star

[teenagedocuments]

Hattie needs to tour

[technically-technicolor-blog]

Waiting for my tea to steep. Thinking about a lot of things. I wish I were better at writing.

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I fell out of my chair and cried on the floor for a little bit when I realized how I fucked up. 

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FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK. I AM THE STUPIDEST PERSON ON THE PLANET. I JUST APPLIED FOR THIS NEWS STATION AGAIN AND I’M SO STUPID. I SUBMITTED MY RESUME AND COVER LETTER YAY. I SUBIMITTED THE COVER LETTER WITH THE WRONG JOB TITLE BOO. WHAT NEWS STATION WANTS TO HIRE A WRITER THAN CAN’T EVEN PROOFREAD THEIR COVER LETTER CORRECTLY. 

FUCK ME. FUCK.

[lohrien]

Harry Potter illustrations by Gabriel Picolo

dA l tumblr l FB l instagram l patreon

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Here's a picture of me getting drunk with my dog the other night. Orbit didn't drink. He's not old enough. Idk. I thought he looked like a funny wookie in this picture.

[pinkywinkl]

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It's official. I'm moving to Greensboro on February 22.

[nakamatoo]

Past meets Present

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

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Who's moving to Greensboro? Spoiler. It's me. I'm moving to Greensboro.

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Church today is apparently going to be anti-abortion day. Darn. So sad to be missing it so I can go on a sinful date.