* i trip and hundreds of inocho doodles fall out of my pockets* oh shi-
$LAYYYTER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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* i trip and hundreds of inocho doodles fall out of my pockets* oh shi-
youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
Happy pride sleepy dykes
Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely
tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !
You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored
“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue
wow she read them down
When you manage a fabric store in a midwest town, you see this played out in real time. Young women coming in during that first year of marriage - when their husbands go to dental college - pert, bubbling with creative plans. Then, four years on, you help them shift to the reality of balancing budget with creativity - and they learn the value of that inexpensive flatfold table that they used to badmouth - to make that 2nd & 3rd baby their own quilts. And they're exhausted. And they're scared. And they are 1000 miles away from family.
And you have your staff play with their kids while you hold them in the tiny restroom as they come completely undone because they just found out that their golden boy husband is having an affair with the someone he's been doing residency with for the past three years.
He confessed that he'd rather be with the other woman but she's of a different faith and it's more important to have kids than to be happy. And no. No he will not grant her a divorce. And he will not stop seeing the other woman - because he's a man. It's his right.
TRUE story.
Also - She was NOT THE ONLY ONE to fall to pieces in our store for similar reasons.
I loath the ideology of "tradwives". It is a false doctrine preach by Patriarchy not a divine being.
It is the nature of evil to hide this way.
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did i see desire in your eyes or only my own yearning staring back
theres like a yuri cambrian explosion happening
was going to further explain how in the cons ive been to over the last few years theres been a dramatic increase in yuri (both ship art and art of actual yuri manga characters and even original f/f comics from artists) and it is excellent to see us progress towards more of a balance between yuri and yaoi but tbh the phrase yuri cambrian explosion just made me think like what if an anomalocaris and an opabinia were girlfriend
i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed
people are going to annoy you and that’s not a reason to burn bridges or blow up relationships
some people will even annoy you often! some people aren’t good at social cues and will therefore be frequently annoying! still not a reason to blow everything up!
Double checked, since this post doesn’t have any sources or a time stamp or anything, but it does appear to be true.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article315726849.html
There are 2 types of fanfic:
fanfic that I like
fanfic that is none of my business
[oc] more vampire!cotton 🦇🖤
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
[OC] Cotton wearing a belt that looks like a strap-on harness is my new obsession (belt inspired by this design)
I love living my irl life stealth until someone looks at my incredibly transgender art and I out myself and die a little inside. Maybe I'll reblog this with an explanation later, but rn I trust Tumblrs ability to look at something with nuance.
This isn't meant to make a statement for the whole trans community, this is art expressing my personal experiences with transitioning.
dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive
and you know what - meeting your needs and having an average life IS remarkable