Gross.

20+ ,, Filthy Queer,, she/they,, Fanfic and nonfanfic Writer,,

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art by @niochemblyat

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I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this dumbass fake tweet screenshot from reddit had me in hysterics earlier for some reason

[argumate]

don’t like it when I’m about to board a plane to America and discover it just came from there not one hour ago and is getting sent straight back, like please put this girl in the stables and give her some oats, rub her coat till it shines, she’s earned a rest

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Also there's the fact that having just escaped America, she has to return to America.

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five nights at boobies

[charlottan]

Come on man

[jpegm4fia]

five boobs at breasties

[teaboot]

I fully believe in access to safe and fully-informed autonomy over the self but at the same time there are choices I find incomprehensible. This is okay

[teaboot]

This post is about the lovely middle-aged Black woman three numbers ahead of me at the DMV who turned around to take a seat and revealed herself to be The Most Heavily Spray-Tanned Caucasian Woman I Have Ever Seen In My Life

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The experience

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

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[atelier-xm]

There's a new mural in Szczecin

[kaava]

You forgot to add the best thing about it

[segamascott]

[tall]

[delicateboyz]

[thotsandpreyers]

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

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why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

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[lousolversons]

me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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[stunflsk]

[sugar-for-ashes]

[bitt-better]

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