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Let it die.

Tip of the day: Don't forget to brush inside your skull to clean your many visible bones.

Uncle Death's preferred karaoke track is "Let It Die".

Tip of the day: Bury your memories as the earth did our putrid societies and instead revel in the carnage of the bullet-speed now.

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The Knight Riders origins lay deep in the past, estimated to be as far back as 2019. They believe in honor, kindness, and brotherhood, though they do not practice these values themselves. Uncle Death refers to individual members as “snot-buckets”.

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Who is horny? Who is just the most horny? Who is covered in horns? Who is actually a gross mutant subhuman with terrible razor sharp bone protrusions? The tower is currently looking to employ you.

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Tip of the day: Don’t skip leg day.

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21st of March 2017 marks the day Uncle Death officially declared, “I just hate peanuts. I don’t need a reason and I can change my mind any time I like. I’m Death, I can basically do whatever.”

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A discredited official, name redacted from all files, once stated that there is nothing wrong with the air, and in fact all current breathing apparatus are laced with mind altering drugs produced by an unknown sinister collective; this is, obvious, false. You'd be dumb to think that. Real dumb.

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Uncle Death invented the kick-flip down the steps of the then newly opened Hase-dera temple in Sakurai, Nara Prefecture. However, he did not not land it, and there is a crack in the last step to this day.

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Uncle Death has three siblings. They live together on the reconstructed wreck of the Ryou-Un Maru, and are currently unemployed, but looking.

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Uncle Death invented the skateboard in Venice, 1754.

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Tip of the day: Mushrooms.

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Cats remain unaffected by the Earth Rage.

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Naomi Detox reads cheap romance novels, and lovingly adds detailed death scenes and unhappy endings where previously there was none.

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Haters have, are currently, and will continue to hate.

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Uncle Death cannot remember how the knight piece in chess moves, and therefore no longer plays if asked.

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