Started now, Lydia couldn’t stop laughing, especially once Lucy started patting her face like she thought Lydia was upset.
“Oh my god,” they gasped. “That was beautiful. Prize winning performance, truly. For a second there, I was sure you were going to quote Twilight.” They laughed again. “I have no idea how you’ve managed to convince all those Town Hall people that you’re a serious person.” They were joking, of course. Teddy had shown them time and time again his passion for law and politics.
“You better be. I might bring notes so we can do it for real. Maybe even discussion questions,” they told him, only partially kidding. “I mean it would only be fair considering I accidentally spoiled part of Big Little Lies for you.”
They rolled her eyes a bit. If Teddy wasn’t there, it wouldn’t be because he didn’t wake up. They were both such morning people, it was how they had bonded after all. Morning after morning, they’d sat a couple tables away from each other until the morning they’d caught each other’s eye while they were both laughing over their poor barista. Every couple of seconds the poor girl, slumped against the counter, would fall asleep and then jerk back awake. Lydia had been trying to smother their giggles when they saw the boy across from them laughing too. Ever since then, they’d been sharing a table.
Teddy holds his abdomen once he starts bursting into laughter as well. He takes a moment to bow at the Palmers a great big smile across his lips. He’s trying to hold in the laughter as he feigns a stereotypical high-class actor voice, “You know, I never thought I would be here, getting this Oscar. I’ve come a long way from the child I once was. I’d first and foremost like to thank Lydia Palmer, for encouraging me to only take up roles in vampire films. It was my dream to become the next Dracula not just some teen vamp-dream-boy.” Teddy’s speech concludes with him bursting into laughter again. His temptation to laugh finally urged by Lucy’s little hand patting at Lydia’s face. A gesture too funny to hold in even the smallest giggle. Once he’s stopped cracking up and clears his throat he gives a very serious look, tipping his head to the side a bit.
“Oh, I can be so serious. Whenever I want to be. I’m like the most serious person in this entire world.” He adds, his voice blank and monotone. Though he could act like it, most of the people in the town hall knew that he wasn’t as serious as he made himself out to be. In fact, so many of the people grew up with him and knew what a goofy little kid he once was and what a flirt in high school he used to be.
“Please, please bring discussion questions. I kid you not, I will prepare a notebook of discussion points and symbolism I think need to be addressed. This is so happening, dude!” Teddy responds excitably, his hands waving around as he talks. “I still have yet to finish what’s there. You spoiled it so hard that I don’t think I can bring myself to watch it. The surprise feels ruined, my raw moment of reaction is no longer possible,” he pouts after the reminder that the show’s been spoiled for him. Teddy, although not a TV watcher, was prone to catch up on the things that Lydia had suggested for him. He never had many suggestions for him, mainly all he would talk about is the latest season of Hell’s Kitchen.