just a guy

he/it - 18 - trans man - mlm

[teddysbullshit]

my horny blog… heya:)

call me teddy or whatver you’d like

sideblog @teddys2000sbullshit

kinks under cut

DNI:

minors, maps, terfs, detrans, ppl not attracted to men

sub preference

INTO:

to me: degradation, cnc(intox, aphrodisiac), fictional cannibalism, piercings, dadcest <— faux

by me: forcemasc, buzzcuts, piercings

EHHHHHHH(dont send my way, i’m very particular about):

puppyplay/petplay, freeuse

NOT INTO(i alr have filters on these dw):

most kinds of cest, noncon, piss/scat, pregnancy, breeding

send any asks! you’re not guaranteed a response, but you ARE guaranteed i’ll be jerking off to them

tags:

#teddy's rants <- my posts

#teddy's horny shit <- self explanatory

#yeouch <- some sort of violence/masochism

[dvdjunk]

I'm sorry I called you kiddo but it did make you cum about three times harder than you usually do. Hey you're wet again aren't you? Aren't you kiddo?

[carnivorica-deactivated20260225]

"freak" and "weirdo" are petnames by the way. calling something I want "gross" is even better.

[dearestdad]

degrade your doms!! don't just tell me to stop, to get off you, that you don't want this, but also tell me how much you hate me, how disgusting you think I am, how perverted it is to use you while you can't get away. we love to hear it

[theyear2006]

[dirtyzdog]

[sluttmutttt]

I want a daddy, I want to be a daddy's boy, I want an older hairy man to call me kid and son while he fucks me hard into the mattress or lets me ride him until my legs give out. I want to fall asleep against his chest with his cock still deep in my cunt, his cum staying warm inside of me

[backwoodsboybait]

Is that you in your pfp? c:

Sure is! Here’s the high-res version:

[anonyme-glace]

wanna be fucked open on a cock that belongs to a man who is concerningly older than me

[teddysbullshit]

softlaunchin it/its pronouns in a releiving, dehumanizing sex way…

idk all i ever want in sex is to not worry about the work of being human… if those expectations are lifted and i’m not a person nd i don’t even deserve thoughts… 🤤

[firm-gloved-hand]

Neeeeed a man to stick needles into... the idea of doing play piercing on someone is melting my brain. Imagine him staying calm and acting like it doesn't hurt but i'd be close enough to hear his breath hitch whenever I slide another needle in place. Imagine him trembling, high on pain, and still trying so hard to stay perfectly still. You get it

[raspberryradula]

I <3 playing needles. Let me stab you with needles. Let me make pretty designs. I wanna feel you tense under me, while trying your best to keep still, as the blade breaks your skin. The way you have to move so carefully once they're in, or they'll shift and hurt you more. Let me twist them as I remove them, feeling you wince, extra painful. I wanna watch the blood well up and start to spill down your skin. I <3 needles :)

[teddysbullshit]

i love my freaks i love my freaks i love you all you’re my freaks

[whumpymen]

Summertime makes me wanna jerk off outside in the sun, strip naked and feel the warmth on my skin as I start teasing myself, moaning while the fresh air caress my body <3

[untitledperfectlovers]

tboy holding my head in one hand and a razor in the other. roughly moving my head around while he carefully cuts my hair. manhandling me. hand on my jaw so close to my neck. rings brushing against my skin.

and what if I want those fingers in my mouth?? and what if I'm unreasonably wet at the concept of his hands pulling my hair?? then what am I supposed to do??

[backwoodsboybait]

Yeah buddy, you can feel my chest hair if you want to. Go ahead and put your hands on it, there you go, juuuuuust like that 😉

[teddysbullshit]

dumbify me NOW

[killsunkill-deactivated20251112]