@badjokesbyjeff I wanted to send this as an ask, but thereâs a character limit. :(
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A man walks into a bar at the top of a skyscraper. He sits down next to a drunk at the bar and orders a drink. The drunk says âYou wanna see a trick?âÂ
Before the man can respond, the drunk walks over to the window, opens it, and jumps out⊠The man is mortified and turns to the bartender, who seems unperturbed, almost annoyed. Before the man can get the phone to call the police, he turns back to the window to see the drunk standing there unharmed.Â
The drunk says âThe winds blowing between the buildings creates an updraft. All you have to do is put out your arms and itâll lift you right back in here. Guaranteed, every time.â
âBullshit,â the man says. âThatâs impossible.â
âI can show you again, but if I do it, you give me ten bucks.â
The man considers this, then agrees. He follows the drunk over to the window and watches him jump. He leans out to see the drunk man falling, falling, falling, then rising. Suddenly, the drunk is back in the window, standing with his hand outstretched. The man, bewildered, hands over the ten dollars.
âThatâs⊠amazing!â The man is in awe.
The drunk walks over to the bar and orders a drink. âTry it out. Just make sure to keep your arms out when you jump.â
The man looks out the window nervously, walks over to the bar for some liquid courage, then jumps out with his arms outstretched. He falls, falls, falls⊠falls⊠and SPLAT. He hits the ground below.
The bartender shakes his head at the drunk. âYou know, Superman, you can be a real asshole when youâre drunk.â
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