Mother-daughter relationships are like throwing a dart at a wheel where the only two options are “I love you” and “I never want to speak to you again” every 5 minutes for your entire life
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Mother-daughter relationships are like throwing a dart at a wheel where the only two options are “I love you” and “I never want to speak to you again” every 5 minutes for your entire life
ur waiting for her 2 text u back she dgaf she's on tumblr posting spotify links with gifs of women smoking
“Always be kinder than you feel.”
— Unknown
Ran into this strange dog on our walk today.. he was trying to pick a fight with Bagel but Bagel just wanted to be friends 😂 #PokemonGo
this is the purest Pokemon go post
Fucking really? This reblogged by someone I thought was decent? Because yeah, let’s mock non-binary teens who are trying to figure out their gender! Let’s mock people having panic attacks and other adverse reactions to things which remind them of awful shit that’s happened to them!
I mean… really?
Are you actually defending mayonnaise?
Im choking omg
And let it be known that on this day, tumblr user jennykrigg-court actively and unironically attempted to defend mayonnaise as a gender.
“I was no longer needing to be special, because I was no longer so caught in my puny separateness that had to keep proving I was something. I was part of the universe, like a tree is, or like water is.”
— Ram Dass
“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.”
— Chris Brogan
“If you break someone’s heart and they still talk to you with the same excitement and respect. Believe me they really love you.”
— Unknown.
“How to kill someone: Pretend they don’t exist, Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie.”
— (via blutlecken)
area 51 on september 20th 2019
Brick (2005)
do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways
explain
no one likes semis / tractor trailers / 16 wheelers, no one likes being near them, and they terrify like 50% of the population. just the idea of having to be in their vicinity fills ppl w/ dread even though what they do is essential to our lives
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST WITH THE EXPLANATION INCLUDED WHAT THE FUCK IT’S NOT A SHITPOST