According to shippers Sam has grabbed C's backside at OL events and giggles with her and it means they are having a secret romantic relationship. Why isn't it the same with John Bell?
Dear John Bell Anon,
You are clearly unfamiliar with British culture, and that includes humor. Irony ran fast to catch up with you - but you were faster, it would seem.
S was trolling everyone, yesterday evening. Including Madam Mao, who then felt compelled to bring back her Emo/Goth/Victorian (your pick) Virtuous Mourning number. And heavily push it forward on her socials, using again that little girl, albeit this time in a narrative fashion only. Because there is nothing left to try than passive-aggressive moralizing, when everything else failed miserably. Buried under an endless cascade of international giggles over Dashne's adventures of yore, especially considering the eerie resemblance of said adventures to her current gig romance BS.
Madam Mao's rationale being that you'd have to be a monster to comment on the authenticity of a woman's grief, and even more so when it includes a little girl. But since there is nothing private, nor organic about it, we are free to question. That does not make us monsters - only aware.
By the same token, all the fandom factions are now apparently well fed, for days. Including yours.
Things are very different, as far as C is concerned. And this reality seems to bother you so much, that you felt the urge to come back here and lecture me.
Respectfully fuck off.












