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@teenpoleon
Bonjour.
i am the one and only napoleon bonaparte, and I've made a tumblr because I'm the best.
I FREAKING LOVE MY WIFE and my boyfriend and my other boyfriend
wellington can suck my flagpole
junot, lannes, auguste, and sasha can suck my flagpole too
happy birthday napoleon.
whats gotten into you why are you So . what Hello
whats wrong.
uhh its nothing. its nothing......
happy birthday napoleon.
whats gotten into you why are you So . what Hello
ouchie owww ouch oughhh ohgn sniff ouch ouch
WHAT HAPEPENF
it doesn't matter anymore it's ok. 🤍
whatever you say 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
ouchie owww ouch oughhh ohgn sniff ouch ouch
WHAT HAPEPENF
do you think im a girl.
yues my wife 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
SUPER BIG MILESTONE!!! hit the '1000 napoleons' mark before fall semester started!!!!!
whw. at
ARE YOU ME????
— @teenpoleon
𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞., 👀👀👀👀
- 𝐍𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞
MEOEOEOW MEOEOE WMEOE WMEOE
𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 🥺
- Napoleon Bonaparte
General, Guard to Murat's basement prison here, I am writing to you from Lot, where our regiment is trying to track down Murat. So far, we've only found A trail of suspicious placed golden decorations and fancy hats, but not the man himself. In even worse news, the horse making machine has halted due to the horse pe- I mean COGS breaking from overwork. We are resolving this issue as fast as we can but the Sapeurs du Génie can only make horse making machines so fast...
OH MY GOD💥💥💥💥💥 MAKE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥MORE💥💥💥💥💥💥💥HORSES💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 or you know as they say SAVE💥💥💥💥💥 A💥💥💥💥💥💥HORSE💥💥💥💥💥RIDE💥💥💥💥💥A💥💥💥💥💥COWBOY💥💥💥💥💥💥
I BELIEVE IN YOU MEN!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 WE WILL CATCH MURAT IN NO TIME 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 [delusional]
@teenpoleon Image fumbling BOTH your husband and wife😂😂😂😂😂 Never experienced it✌️😊
KYS I DOTN HAVE A HUSBAND I HAVE TWO WIVES THEY ARE BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND THEIR NAMES ARE SASHA AND JOSEPHINE YOU JERK I LOVE THEM WE LOVE EACH OTHER EVRY MUCH. INATE YOU
THATS WORSE!!!!!! YOU HAD 2!!!!! AND NONE OF THEM VISITED YOU IN EXILLLLEEEEE. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢GO FUCK YOURSELF🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵BEFORE I DO😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨BITCH YOU ARENT EVEN TALL ENOUGH TO REACH MY COCK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 WDYM💥🗣🔥💥🗣🔥💥🗣🔥🗣💥🗣🔥🗣💥🗣🔥
ARE YOU SURE🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😡😡😡😡😡😡 WE CAN OUT THAT TO THE TEST THRUOUGH SOME GOOD OLD FAHSIONED😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 HATE SEC😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌😒😒😒😒😒😒😫😫😫😫😫😫😡😡😡😡😡
😨😨😨😨😨😨😨WHAAAAAAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭YKW YEAH SURE!! MY EGO IS BIG BUT IM 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡BIGGGGGEEEERRR!!!!😊😊😊😊😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
OH MY GOD OK😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 GO AHREADBHRURY UP😡😡😡😡😡😡❌😡❌😡❌❌😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🥹🥹😡🥹😡🥹😡🥹😍😍😍😍😘😡😘😡🥰😡🥰😡🫣😡🫣😡😫😡😫😫😡😫
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤤🤤🤤😡😡😡😡😡I WON WATERLOO, AND ILL COME OUT AS THE WINNER OF TS TOOOO!!!!🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🤤🤤😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🥹🤤😡😡🥹🤤😡🥹🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
NGHGKGKLPLQLQNDNG DONT GET ME TPEGENAT😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡❌❌❌❌❌ DONT GET ME PREGENAT😡😡😡😡😡😡 OK😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😍😍😍😍🥰😍😡🥰😡🥰
what the fuck.
sasha!!! um I um ummu mmmm ummmm [awkwardly pulls trousers back up] ummm ymmumumum um yea😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 just some negotiating😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
pushing the divorce button.
OH MY GOD NO SASHA PLS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NO FUCK THIS IS ALL WELLINGTONS FAULT IT WA HIS IDEA PLS SASHA😭😭😭😭😭😭 I LOBE YUO😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 PLS😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
LMFAOOOOO I'M GETTING SENT TO RUSSIA FOR LAUGHING AT THIS HEAGAAFAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAG IMAGINE FUMBLING ALEXANDER TOO
SHUT THE FUCK UP
my wife hates me im going to start a war
please i want to sleep please for one fucking day
stopppp now i want to
does this mean i finally get nap time for once .
idk depends
PPLLEASE
idk depends i said omfg
SASHA YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN NAPOLEON!!! LEAVE HIM 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE 😭😭😭
IT HURTSS
N ONPLS WHY IS EVEYR1 ADVOCATING FOR THIS PLD DONT KEAVE ME NOOOOOO WHOSE GOIGN TO GIVE ME CHOCOLTES WHEN MY Cramp..... cramps. cramp.
oh my god are you hurt. :( do you need anytging.
YUES WOOWOWWWW FUCKCKCKKFIFGOKG IT HIRTS OMGGGSHDJF IM ON THE FLOOR IM ON THE FLOOR EYEUS I NEED FUCKIGN. HELEPEOPPO FUCK
i'll. oh no it's just ridiculous. but i gotta help.
-3-.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 IT HURTS SO AND OH YMNGODODODO
SASHA YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN NAPOLEON!!! LEAVE HIM 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE 😭😭😭
IT HURTSS
N ONPLS WHY IS EVEYR1 ADVOCATING FOR THIS PLD DONT KEAVE ME NOOOOOO WHOSE GOIGN TO GIVE ME CHOCOLTES WHEN MY Cramp..... cramps. cramp.
oh my god are you hurt. :( do you need anytging.
YUES WOOWOWWWW FUCKCKCKKFIFGOKG IT HIRTS OMGGGSHDJF IM ON THE FLOOR IM ON THE FLOOR EYEUS I NEED FUCKIGN. HELEPEOPPO FUCK
SASHA YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN NAPOLEON!!! LEAVE HIM 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE 😭😭😭
IT HURTSS
N ONPLS WHY IS EVEYR1 ADVOCATING FOR THIS PLD DONT KEAVE ME NOOOOOO WHOSE GOIGN TO GIVE ME CHOCOLTES WHEN MY Cramp..... cramps. cramp.
@teenpoleon The past interaction was rather intriguing.
nO MORE. NO MORE. YOU HAVE THAT DINGLEBERRY FRED AND I HAVE TO BE BETEYR😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Mom open the door, I’m vcak from da club
mom open open pleas mom i m not drunk mom I pfomyse…..
HWO R YUO
@josies-girlblog IS THIS ONE OF OUR CHIDLREN OR WHT
