Slade Wilson

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

☹️☹️☹️

Well he did!!!

I vividly remember having to hold you back when Tim made comments about Jason’s death. Do you want to be like Tim?

You can't do this to me, Jason's death was a sensitive and FRESH topic. Grant was dead for like a million years and everyone stopped caring two months in.

…we didn’t stop caring

We love Grant very much and I think about him every day. I have spent the rest of my life trying to atone for failing him and I've dedicated myself to avenging him.

Didn't you call him a moron two days after he died

...I was in a volatile state of mind.

wowwwwwww. also if u think about me so much than y don't u CALL ME?

You blocked all my numbers :(

yeah bc u kept spamming me. ur so annoying and pathetic u old man. if u want to be a present father, ig we can go fishing, barbecuing or play catch or something.

I generously offer to have father son time and waht does my dad do? ghost for three months. smh

It's because he hates you! Hope this helps!

ur off the invite list for respawns birthday!

I wasn't going anyway? Some of us have jobs Grant, I don't have time for a middle schoolers birthday party

jokes on u, he doesn't go to Middle school!

....

I enrolled him in university. he's studying kinesiology and I'm so proud of him!

University? What are you guys, British? Freaks.

therealrespawn

We’re in England because Grant wanted to get away from the family. I don’t blame him.

Going from eating authentic falafel and baklava food to gray sludge....this is borderline child abuse. I'll be there within the hour to make you real food. I'm so sorry I didn't know it was this dire.

therealrespawn

He still makes me American food.

#dc rp #slades posts #//him and Mayflower did NOT fw each other//

The last time Grant cooked we had to stay with Adeline's bitchy sister for a month while the kitchen was being renovated.

@teentitanhateaccount why am being told that you used Joseph as the name you gave your anonymous hookups??

Gross

It was mine first, you weren't born yet.

Okay then why did you give it to me???

You're my son, you should have my name.

NOT IF YOU USED IT FOR HOOKUPS.

I think I’d rather be Slade jr 🫤

That would have been Cricket's name. I always wanted to name a girl though, @ravagers-blog was going to be named after the two most important women in my life: My mother and Addie. Still waiting on a girl I can name Frandeline ❤️

@teentitanhateaccount why am being told that you used Joseph as the name you gave your anonymous hookups??

Gross

It was mine first, you weren't born yet.

Okay then why did you give it to me???

#//it was all he could come up with//#dc rp #Slades posts

You're my son, you should have my name.

@teentitanhateaccount why am being told that you used Joseph as the name you gave your anonymous hookups??

Gross

It was mine first, you weren't born yet.

You like men

nuh uh I like Jason. Jason is his own unique category above everyone else therefore I'm not gay

So there’s this river in Egypt….

how can I be gay? I eat toast

…

What?

gay people don't eat toast. everyone knows that

Guess what I am… guess what I eat some times…

so I can be gay? that's allowed? that's possible??????????

Was… was the only reason you thought you couldn’t bc you eat toast???

@ravagers-blog point and laugh

@teentitanhateaccount told me that. y would he lie? just bc he's a bastard doesn't mean he's a liar

I eat toast with every meal, and I've never experienced a homosexual urge in my life. It's purifying like cornflakes.

I'm starting to suspect that isn't true...

I would never lie about the purifying qualities of toast. My drill instructor told me that when I was 16 and his father told him before that, you have inherited sacred knowledge.

🤨 dad I think u need to go outside more

#p.s. Poppy is out of poptarts #she likes the strawberry kind #dc rp #slades posts

I've been in the Russian tundra for 6 weeks tracking a target, all of my limbs have had deadly frostbite at least once. Live you. Going dark.

You like men

nuh uh I like Jason. Jason is his own unique category above everyone else therefore I'm not gay

So there’s this river in Egypt….

how can I be gay? I eat toast

…

What?

gay people don't eat toast. everyone knows that

Guess what I am… guess what I eat some times…

so I can be gay? that's allowed? that's possible??????????

Was… was the only reason you thought you couldn’t bc you eat toast???

@ravagers-blog point and laugh

@teentitanhateaccount told me that. y would he lie? just bc he's a bastard doesn't mean he's a liar

I eat toast with every meal, and I've never experienced a homosexual urge in my life. It's purifying like cornflakes.

I'm starting to suspect that isn't true...

I would never lie about the purifying qualities of toast. My drill instructor told me that when I was 16 and his father told him before that, you have inherited sacred knowledge.

spencer-velocity

BITCH I KNOW UR BI! U CAN LIE TO UR SONS, U CAN LIE TO UR PALS, U CAN LIE TO UR WIFE , U CAN EVEN LIE TO URSELF, BUT U CANNOT LIE TO ME

#dc rp #slades posts #//Spence isn't winning this one//

I've been married to Billy for 25 years, but the toast keeps me from being gay.

You like men

nuh uh I like Jason. Jason is his own unique category above everyone else therefore I'm not gay

So there’s this river in Egypt….

how can I be gay? I eat toast

…

What?

gay people don't eat toast. everyone knows that

Guess what I am… guess what I eat some times…

so I can be gay? that's allowed? that's possible??????????

Was… was the only reason you thought you couldn’t bc you eat toast???

@ravagers-blog point and laugh

@teentitanhateaccount told me that. y would he lie? just bc he's a bastard doesn't mean he's a liar

I eat toast with every meal, and I've never experienced a homosexual urge in my life. It's purifying like cornflakes.

I'm starting to suspect that isn't true...

I would never lie about the purifying qualities of toast. My drill instructor told me that when I was 16 and his father told him before that, you have inherited sacred knowledge.

if I had a nickel for every time I misspelled my name as grabt I would have enough nickles to boil into a liquid and drown @teentitanhateaccount in a comically large jar

I accidentally misspelled your name on your birth certificate when you were born and your mother didn't find out until you started school so that WAS your name for the first 5 years of your life 👍

#Slades posts #dc rp

You like men

nuh uh I like Jason. Jason is his own unique category above everyone else therefore I'm not gay

So there’s this river in Egypt….

how can I be gay? I eat toast

…

What?

gay people don't eat toast. everyone knows that

Guess what I am… guess what I eat some times…

so I can be gay? that's allowed? that's possible??????????

Was… was the only reason you thought you couldn’t bc you eat toast???

@ravagers-blog point and laugh

@teentitanhateaccount told me that. y would he lie? just bc he's a bastard doesn't mean he's a liar

I eat toast with every meal, and I've never experienced a homosexual urge in my life. It's purifying like cornflakes.

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

☹️☹️☹️

Well he did!!!

I vividly remember having to hold you back when Tim made comments about Jason’s death. Do you want to be like Tim?

You can't do this to me, Jason's death was a sensitive and FRESH topic. Grant was dead for like a million years and everyone stopped caring two months in.

…we didn’t stop caring

We love Grant very much and I think about him every day. I have spent the rest of my life trying to atone for failing him and I've dedicated myself to avenging him.

Didn't you call him a moron two days after he died

...I was in a volatile state of mind.

wowwwwwww. also if u think about me so much than y don't u CALL ME?

You blocked all my numbers :(

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

☹️☹️☹️

Well he did!!!

Apologize to your brother. That's a very traumatic memory for us and it's unfair for you to bring it up in an argument.

WHO LET YOU ON HERE

I found it necessary to upgrade my technology and your sister saw it fit for me to keep up with family affairs using this website.

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

☹️☹️☹️

Well he did!!!

I vividly remember having to hold you back when Tim made comments about Jason’s death. Do you want to be like Tim?

You can't do this to me, Jason's death was a sensitive and FRESH topic. Grant was dead for like a million years and everyone stopped caring two months in.

…we didn’t stop caring

We love Grant very much and I think about him every day. I have spent the rest of my life trying to atone for failing him and I've dedicated myself to avenging him.

Didn't you call him a moron two days after he died

...I was in a volatile state of mind.

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

☹️☹️☹️

Well he did!!!

I vividly remember having to hold you back when Tim made comments about Jason’s death. Do you want to be like Tim?

You can't do this to me, Jason's death was a sensitive and FRESH topic. Grant was dead for like a million years and everyone stopped caring two months in.

…we didn’t stop caring

We love Grant very much and I think about him every day. I have spent the rest of my life trying to atone for failing him and I've dedicated myself to avenging him.

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

☹️☹️☹️

Well he did!!!

Apologize to your brother. That's a very traumatic memory for us and it's unfair for you to bring it up in an argument.