I Hate Everyone. Fuck Off Except Dami And Grant

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[clonebabybasil]

y do u call urself a baby? do u desire to be coddled and weak?

@therealrespawn

who are you? 😐

and no i don’t desire to be coddled or weak. i am not weak! i could possibly beat you in a fight, maybe, depending who you were trained by

[therealrespawn]

I was trained by no one and fought viciously until I earned my place in the lazuras island tournament. After that, I was trained by Ravager and Deathstroke to become the ultimate warrior. I would wipe the floor with you! Anyways, I heard you’re also related to an annoying murdery guy and a more annoying non-murdery guy. Wanna hang out?

[clonebabybasil]

interesting, you’re self trained? that’s cool! but i doubt you’d wipe the floor with me. anyway yeah, ghostmaker and batman are my parents, unfortunately for the last part and sure! what woukd we do hanging out?

[therealrespawn]

I don’t know. I also am a clone and haven’t done much normal teenager things. What do you normally do?

[clonebabybasil]

y do u call urself a baby? do u desire to be coddled and weak?

@therealrespawn

who are you? 😐

and no i don’t desire to be coddled or weak. i am not weak! i could possibly beat you in a fight, maybe, depending who you were trained by

[therealrespawn]

I was trained by no one and fought viciously until I earned my place in the lazuras island tournament. After that, I was trained by Ravager and Deathstroke to become the ultimate warrior. I would wipe the floor with you! Anyways, I heard you’re also related to an annoying murdery guy and a more annoying non-murdery guy. Wanna hang out?

[spoilerpurple]

You’re associated with a murderer.

- @saikoraymond

I’m associated with multiple??

Which one are you referring to?

[saikoraymond]

Nightwing.

[spoilerpurple]

The Joker thing? Because I figured that was public service not murder. Also, it didn’t stick so…

[saikoraymond]

I was talking about his supposed friend. His brother from the circus. Not Joker.

[spoilerpurple]

I genuinely have no clue what you’re talking about 🫤

[saikoraymond]

All you need to know is that Nightwing is a murderer and he’ll deserve what’s coming to him. Stay out of my way

[spoilerpurple]

See that’s not gonna happen! Because I’m not in the business of letting assholes mess with people I care about!

[saikoraymond]

It’s family business. Stay out of it

[spoilerpurple]

I fear that my specialty is getting involved in that family’s business. And telling me to stay out of it is just going to make me want to get involved. 

[saikoraymond]

I’ll reword it. This is between me, Nightwing, and the brother he murdered. Not your family.

[spoilerpurple]

Lmaooooo

You have no idea how codependent the bats are do you? 

[saikoraymond]

No. Nor do I care.

[spoilerpurple]

It means there’s no way in hell you’re gonna get Nightwing alone if you want him dead <3 good fucking luck!

[saikoraymond]

we’ll see about that

[spoilerpurple]

@battest-bat @jasontoddleton @thetruerobin @tdrakeofficial @imbatman-imtired ☺️

[imbatman-imtired]

Sigh. I hate idiots who think they can hurt my kids.

[theogravangerfurose]

I killed @tdrakeofficial already. I mean he's back now but that was a thing I successfully did.

[imbatman-imtired]

Riiiight. I didn’t expect your efforts to be fruitful. I mean you are a knock off Slade.

[theogravangerfurose]

OH I KNOW U DID NOT JUST CALL ME A KNOCK OF SLADE

U HAVE NO IDEA THE HORRORS U HAVE JUST SET UPON UR FAMILY

U KNOW IM CURRENTLY IN POSSESION OF A COMATOSE JASON RIGHT?

[imbatman-imtired]

Tragic. Not my timeline, not my problem. Put on your big boy pants and act like an adult for the rest of us okay?

[theogravangerfurose]

OKAY THATS IT IM CALLING @spencer-velocity NOW UR FUCKED. GET HIS ASS SPENCE

[imbatman-imtired]

Oh no. I’m so scared. @theredhoodofgotham Look who’s trying to start shit.

[theredhoodofgotham]

HAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA- OH THIS IS FUNNY-

[theogravangerfurose]

do u even know who I am? like not in an egotistical asshole way but like genuinely. am I even alive in ur universe?

[theredhoodofgotham]

Honestly bud I had to really dig back to even remember who you are. I don't care that much about Deathstroke or his kids. But I do know you're trying to pick fights with the wrong bat family. We don't really give a fuck, not enough of one to waist time arguing with you. Much less have our timbers shivered by ya, sorry pal.

[spoilerpurple]

Lmaoooo get his ass. He needs to be humbled sometimes. 

[theredhoodofgotham]

He really seems to need it.

[theogravangerfurose]

ur mean. I prefer my Jason. he has better taster than u.

[theredhoodofgotham]

And you need grammar lessons, Wilson.

Good for you?? I don't fuckin know that that even means??

Don't cannibalize him??

[theogravangerfurose]

y would I cannibalise Jason? if anyone is eating the other, it's him. I keep offering but he's like "Grant, my bestest bud ever, u don't need to prove ur loyalty to me like that! silly goose!" and then we go beat the shit out of black mask or something.

sidenote, damn, ig all jasons complain about grammar. still, my jason is leagues better than u!

[theredhoodofgotham]

Yeah, not even gonna entertain that conversation-

Sure he is, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Not picky about grammar, unless it's when someone's trying to argue with me and its atrocious.

[jasontoddleton]

Fellow Jason, I’m deeply sorry for Grant’s recent behaviour. I just woke up from a coma so now I’ll make sure he doesn’t bother you anymore.

Grant, what have you been doing? I’m out for seven hours and you try to start a multiverse war? Next time, call @jasonotgrace and he can be your impulse control. Just because you can come back from the dead, doesn’t mean you should pick stupid fights. What would @therealrespawn do if you couldn’t be his legal guardian because you were too busy being dead?

[therealrespawn]

I can handle myself dumbass. I’m in university now.

[spoilerpurple]

What the fuck??? I went to bed because I thought you were kidding!! @tdrakeofficial @theogravangerfurose WHAT IS GOING ON

[theogravangerfurose]

oh it's very simple. I killed him. now harvey wants me to be a witness for the whole legal stuff or whatever. dw, Tim can still post for some reason

[tdrakeofficial]

I’m a ghost but I can still touch tangible objects

[spoilerpurple]

Okay then…

[theogravangerfurose]

see! he's fine!

[therealrespawn]

Next time you kill a bat, invite me asshole

[theogravangerfurose]

i didn't want u to distract u from ur studying! After u do ur exams, we can kill any bat u want. Except Steph bc Jason would not be happy with me and also she is my friend.

[spoilerpurple]

Please don’t kill Cass <3 she would destroy you

[theogravangerfurose]

I said kill, not get my ass whooped and never recover from the embarrassment even a millenia later

[spoilerpurple]

Well you said “any bat” I had to check

[theogravangerfurose]

I'm dumb but I'm not THAT dumb. but I mean if Respawn wanted to I'd try

[jasontoddleton]

And fail.

[spoilerpurple]

@therealrespawn please don’t

[therealrespawn]

I won’t but I do appreciate his suicidal loyalty

[spoilerpurple]

What the fuck??? I went to bed because I thought you were kidding!! @tdrakeofficial @theogravangerfurose WHAT IS GOING ON

[theogravangerfurose]

oh it's very simple. I killed him. now harvey wants me to be a witness for the whole legal stuff or whatever. dw, Tim can still post for some reason

[tdrakeofficial]

I’m a ghost but I can still touch tangible objects

[spoilerpurple]

Okay then…

[theogravangerfurose]

see! he's fine!

[therealrespawn]

Next time you kill a bat, invite me asshole

[thetruerobin]

… 🤨

[therealrespawn]

I wouldn’t kill u! I’m over that phase.

[thetruerobin]

That’s reassuring. Thank you.

[therealrespawn]

Ofc I wouldn’t kill u. Ur one of the few family members I can tolerate… and I love u or whatever. 😒

[thetruerobin]

… Mhm. You’re great company too

[therealrespawn]

👍

[spoilerpurple]

What the fuck??? I went to bed because I thought you were kidding!! @tdrakeofficial @theogravangerfurose WHAT IS GOING ON

[theogravangerfurose]

oh it's very simple. I killed him. now harvey wants me to be a witness for the whole legal stuff or whatever. dw, Tim can still post for some reason

[tdrakeofficial]

I’m a ghost but I can still touch tangible objects

[spoilerpurple]

Okay then…

[theogravangerfurose]

see! he's fine!

[therealrespawn]

Next time you kill a bat, invite me asshole

[thetruerobin]

… 🤨

[therealrespawn]

I wouldn’t kill u! I’m over that phase.

[thetruerobin]

That’s reassuring. Thank you.

[therealrespawn]

Ofc I wouldn’t kill u. Ur one of the few family members I can tolerate… and I love u or whatever. 😒

[spoilerpurple]

What the fuck??? I went to bed because I thought you were kidding!! @tdrakeofficial @theogravangerfurose WHAT IS GOING ON

[theogravangerfurose]

oh it's very simple. I killed him. now harvey wants me to be a witness for the whole legal stuff or whatever. dw, Tim can still post for some reason

[tdrakeofficial]

I’m a ghost but I can still touch tangible objects

[spoilerpurple]

Okay then…

[theogravangerfurose]

see! he's fine!

[therealrespawn]

Next time you kill a bat, invite me asshole

[thetruerobin]

… 🤨

[therealrespawn]

I wouldn’t kill u! I’m over that phase.

[spoilerpurple]

What the fuck??? I went to bed because I thought you were kidding!! @tdrakeofficial @theogravangerfurose WHAT IS GOING ON

[theogravangerfurose]

oh it's very simple. I killed him. now harvey wants me to be a witness for the whole legal stuff or whatever. dw, Tim can still post for some reason

[tdrakeofficial]

I’m a ghost but I can still touch tangible objects

[spoilerpurple]

Okay then…

[theogravangerfurose]

see! he's fine!

[therealrespawn]

Next time you kill a bat, invite me asshole

[ravagers-blog]

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

[jerichothepoet]

☹️☹️☹️

[ravagers-blog]

Well he did!!!

[jerichothepoet]

I vividly remember having to hold you back when Tim made comments about Jason’s death. Do you want to be like Tim?

[ravagers-blog]

You can't do this to me, Jason's death was a sensitive and FRESH topic. Grant was dead for like a million years and everyone stopped caring two months in.

[jerichothepoet]

…we didn’t stop caring

[teentitanhateaccount]

We love Grant very much and I think about him every day. I have spent the rest of my life trying to atone for failing him and I've dedicated myself to avenging him.

[ravagers-blog]

Didn't you call him a moron two days after he died

[teentitanhateaccount]

...I was in a volatile state of mind.

[theogravangerfurose]

wowwwwwww. also if u think about me so much than y don't u CALL ME?

[teentitanhateaccount]

You blocked all my numbers :(

[theogravangerfurose]

yeah bc u kept spamming me. ur so annoying and pathetic u old man. if u want to be a present father, ig we can go fishing, barbecuing or play catch or something.

[theogravangerfurose]

I generously offer to have father son time and waht does my dad do? ghost for three months. smh

[ravagers-blog]

It's because he hates you! Hope this helps!

[theogravangerfurose]

ur off the invite list for respawns birthday!

[ravagers-blog]

I wasn't going anyway? Some of us have jobs Grant, I don't have time for a middle schoolers birthday party

[theogravangerfurose]

jokes on u, he doesn't go to Middle school!

[ravagers-blog]

....

[theogravangerfurose]

I enrolled him in university. he's studying kinesiology and I'm so proud of him!

[ravagers-blog]

University? What are you guys, British? Freaks.

[therealrespawn]

We’re in England because Grant wanted to get away from the family. I don’t blame him.

[ravagers-blog]

Going from eating authentic falafel and baklava food to gray sludge....this is borderline child abuse. I'll be there within the hour to make you real food. I'm so sorry I didn't know it was this dire.

[therealrespawn]

He still makes me American food.

[ravagers-blog]

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

[jerichothepoet]

☹️☹️☹️

[ravagers-blog]

Well he did!!!

[jerichothepoet]

I vividly remember having to hold you back when Tim made comments about Jason’s death. Do you want to be like Tim?

[ravagers-blog]

You can't do this to me, Jason's death was a sensitive and FRESH topic. Grant was dead for like a million years and everyone stopped caring two months in.

[jerichothepoet]

…we didn’t stop caring

[teentitanhateaccount]

We love Grant very much and I think about him every day. I have spent the rest of my life trying to atone for failing him and I've dedicated myself to avenging him.

[ravagers-blog]

Didn't you call him a moron two days after he died

[teentitanhateaccount]

...I was in a volatile state of mind.

[theogravangerfurose]

wowwwwwww. also if u think about me so much than y don't u CALL ME?

[teentitanhateaccount]

You blocked all my numbers :(

[theogravangerfurose]

yeah bc u kept spamming me. ur so annoying and pathetic u old man. if u want to be a present father, ig we can go fishing, barbecuing or play catch or something.

[theogravangerfurose]

I generously offer to have father son time and waht does my dad do? ghost for three months. smh

[ravagers-blog]

It's because he hates you! Hope this helps!

[theogravangerfurose]

ur off the invite list for respawns birthday!

[ravagers-blog]

I wasn't going anyway? Some of us have jobs Grant, I don't have time for a middle schoolers birthday party

[theogravangerfurose]

jokes on u, he doesn't go to Middle school!

[ravagers-blog]

....

[theogravangerfurose]

I enrolled him in university. he's studying kinesiology and I'm so proud of him!

[ravagers-blog]

University? What are you guys, British? Freaks.

[therealrespawn]

We’re in England because Grant wanted to get away from the family. I don’t blame him.

[ravagers-blog]

ur lame

You died on your first mission and didn't even kill anyone.

[jerichothepoet]

☹️☹️☹️

[ravagers-blog]

Well he did!!!

[jerichothepoet]

I vividly remember having to hold you back when Tim made comments about Jason’s death. Do you want to be like Tim?

[ravagers-blog]

You can't do this to me, Jason's death was a sensitive and FRESH topic. Grant was dead for like a million years and everyone stopped caring two months in.

[jerichothepoet]

…we didn’t stop caring

[teentitanhateaccount]

We love Grant very much and I think about him every day. I have spent the rest of my life trying to atone for failing him and I've dedicated myself to avenging him.

[ravagers-blog]

Didn't you call him a moron two days after he died

[teentitanhateaccount]

...I was in a volatile state of mind.

[theogravangerfurose]

wowwwwwww. also if u think about me so much than y don't u CALL ME?

[teentitanhateaccount]

You blocked all my numbers :(

[theogravangerfurose]

yeah bc u kept spamming me. ur so annoying and pathetic u old man. if u want to be a present father, ig we can go fishing, barbecuing or play catch or something.

[theogravangerfurose]

I generously offer to have father son time and waht does my dad do? ghost for three months. smh

[ravagers-blog]

It's because he hates you! Hope this helps!

[theogravangerfurose]

ur off the invite list for respawns birthday!

[ravagers-blog]

I wasn't going anyway? Some of us have jobs Grant, I don't have time for a middle schoolers birthday party

[theogravangerfurose]

jokes on u, he doesn't go to Middle school!

[therealrespawn]

Yeah! Grant enrolled me in university!

[theogravangerfurose]

if I had a nickel for every time I misspelled my name as grabt I would have enough nickles to boil into a liquid and drown @teentitanhateaccount in a comically large jar

[teentitanhateaccount]

I accidentally misspelled your name on your birth certificate when you were born and your mother didn't find out until you started school so that WAS your name for the first 5 years of your life 👍

[theogravangerfurose]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

[therealrespawn]

Is this y I still don’t have a name yet?

[theogravangerfurose]

You like men

nuh uh I like Jason. Jason is his own unique category above everyone else therefore I'm not gay

[spoilerpurple]

So there’s this river in Egypt….

[theogravangerfurose]

how can I be gay? I eat toast

[spoilerpurple]

…

What?

[theogravangerfurose]

gay people don't eat toast. everyone knows that

[spoilerpurple]

Guess what I am… guess what I eat some times…

[theogravangerfurose]

so I can be gay? that's allowed? that's possible??????????

[spoilerpurple]

Was… was the only reason you thought you couldn’t bc you eat toast???

@ravagers-blog point and laugh

[theogravangerfurose]

@teentitanhateaccount told me that. y would he lie? just bc he's a bastard doesn't mean he's a liar

[teentitanhateaccount]

I eat toast with every meal, and I've never experienced a homosexual urge in my life. It's purifying like cornflakes.

[theogravangerfurose]

I'm starting to suspect that isn't true...

[teentitanhateaccount]

I would never lie about the purifying qualities of toast. My drill instructor told me that when I was 16 and his father told him before that, you have inherited sacred knowledge.

[theogravangerfurose]

🤨 dad I think u need to go outside more

[teentitanhateaccount]

I've been in the Russian tundra for 6 weeks tracking a target, all of my limbs have had deadly frostbite at least once. Live you. Going dark.

[theogravangerfurose]

Live you????? Also don't fucking go dark again or ur not invited to Respawn's birthday party!

[therealrespawn]

Grant he doesn’t care

[theogravangerfurose]

if I had a nickel for every time I misspelled my name as grabt I would have enough nickles to boil into a liquid and drown @teentitanhateaccount in a comically large jar

[therealrespawn]

U should do that. We should do that together and the go get hotdogs and purposefully not invite @ravagers-blog and @jerichothepoet

[ravagers-blog]

I did that before you were a thought in your father's test tube, respect your elders

[therealrespawn]

Bullshit! And no! Stop trying to big sister me! I don’t need ur guidance! I have Grant

[ravagers-blog]

I'm not guiding you I'm bullying you, welcome to being the youngest you're my least favorite 14 year old

[therealrespawn]

I’m fourteen and three quarters u know that!

[theogravangerfurose]

if I had a nickel for every time I misspelled my name as grabt I would have enough nickles to boil into a liquid and drown @teentitanhateaccount in a comically large jar

[therealrespawn]

U should do that. We should do that together and the go get hotdogs and purposefully not invite @ravagers-blog and @jerichothepoet

[ravagers-blog]

I did that before you were a thought in your father's test tube, respect your elders

[therealrespawn]

Bullshit! And no! Stop trying to big sister me! I don’t need ur guidance! I have Grant

[tdrakeofficial]

I’m breaking into your home to use your stove bc mine broke and I want pasta

-spoilerpurple

i don’t even think i have pasta?? and you could just knock on the door like a normal. you know what yeah, dumb of me to even try and finish that sentence. i’m not even home?

[shapeshiftingsupergirl]

Breaking and entering is.. illegal..

[therealrespawn]

Breaking and entering is fun :)

[theogravangerfurose]

I'm starting to suspect I may have fucked up. regardless, I blame @spoilerpurple

[spoilerpurple]

LITERALLY WHAT DID I DO

[theogravangerfurose]

U TOLD @jerichothepoet U WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

[spoilerpurple]

TOLD HIM WHAT. I RARELY TALK TO JOEY

[theogravangerfurose]

TOLD HIM ABOUT THE TITANS TOWER PLOT

[spoilerpurple]

I DID NOT OMG.

[spoilerpurple]

Wait fuck

[theogravangerfurose]

Yeah fuck indeed! I was about to finally fill Red Robin's stupid costume and dumber condom cowl with mashed potato's and now Joey wants to get involved and put his own creative spin on the plot. Ffs I don't do glitter

[jerichothepoet]

🥺🥺

[theogravangerfurose]

No! Don't give me them eyes! We r not doing glitter!

[jerichothepoet]

Rose would do glitter with me

[theogravangerfurose]

Then go get Rose. Everyone knows she's ur favourite sibling anyway. I don't need u anyway. I have Respawn!

[jerichothepoet]

Grant…

[therealrespawn]

I’m confused. Does Joey like us? I thought he was gonna try to kill us?

[jerichothepoet]

…I’m sorry, what????

[therealrespawn]

I thought we were a family of murderers?????????

[jerichothepoet]

How does that mean I’m going to try to kill YOU???

[therealrespawn]

Well my formative years were spent chained up getting my organs harvested. I figured u wouldn’t want my organs 🤷

[jerichothepoet]

I— @theogravangerfurose we need to get him therapy

[theogravangerfurose]

I am getting him therapy?????? he's under my custody since dad got him killed the last time. I take him out for hotdogs, to arcades, carnivals, zoos and just generally let him be a normal kid. I'm so good at therapy!

[jerichothepoet]

Oh that’s not—

[therealrespawn]

Grant ur such a dumbass. We also go for chilidogs

[theogravangerfurose]

chilidogs, hotdogs, potato, potAto 🤷‍♂️

[jasontoddleton]

Take that back right now.

[theogravangerfurose]

ofc my love 😍 they're not the same😘 I am a dumbass 🥰

[spoilerpurple]

I’m going to call you a slur

[theogravangerfurose]

which one?

[spoilerpurple]

Idk yet I’ll get back to you

[theogravangerfurose]

Well hurry up. I've got to take Respawn to mamma mia later and I won't be able to be online for a bit.

[spoilerpurple]

YOURE GOING TO SEE MAMMA MIA??

[therealrespawn]

Apparently :/

[spoilerpurple]

It’s so good TRUST

[therealrespawn]

do u want to come? Grant said I could invite a friend bc that’s what normal kids do but I don’t have friends. Only family and enemies and occasionally both.