TehJMastuh’s Rants

Here is where I rant about pretty much any topic, really.

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DISCLAIMER

This blog here allows me to openly bitch and complain about the problems at hand and my current life problems without being persecuted by facebook and risking my only account to be put on Content Violation. AKA Facebook jail. THIS PAGE IS ANTI TRUMP! REPUBLICANS OR TRUMP SUPPORTS DNI!! This page is also LGBTQ+ Friendly, Equal Rights friendly, and Woke Friendly! This Blog will contain rants about the following..

-My Personal Life

-Politics

-Policies

-Sex

-Health

Or Anything other than the few topics listed above. Please do not take any offense if you've decided to read any of it and go complain to who ever that you seen it on someone's blog and now you feel like shit because of it. Everything you will read is based on what I've learned and is STRICTLY my own opinion about the situations.. Everyone has their opinions on certain topics like we have an asshole. This is your final warning to either click away or read these blogs at your own risk. Seriously, I will not be held accountable because you wanna be a little wuss. Thanks for reading!!

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Clapping Back at Magtards!

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Bruh, your PSA's are worthless to me. You only live once, why not go out with a big bang!

I don't know if this was an actual question or not. But i guess I'll treat it like one. If you want to put your own life in danger, by all means, do it! But do not come crying to me if you loose a limb blowing off fireworks or if your dumb ass got arrested because you decided to drink and drive. I'm sure you do only live once, but this would be your once and only time to talk about it because you might not live again after these mistakes.. Think about that!

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4th of July PSA

This year, America will be celebrating it's 250th year anniversary that the decloration of independence went into congress. With that being said, I have just a few things that I do need to stress with people who plans on lighting fireworks off on the 4th of July. 1. Make sure the fireworks are facing away from spectators and on a flat surface away from trees and power lines. 2. Please take every safety precaution when firing off fireworks. 3. Please respect and know your Bi-Laws when it's a curfew for no more outside noises for fireworks. 4. Light the wick, get away quickly. 5. Do not call 911 if the emergency is related to fireworks. Unless someone's house is on fire, body parts is laying in your yard, drunks are causing a huge fight, or your mama ain't waking up.

6. Please be safe, and light off fireworks responsibly. Fireworks can be dangerous if not used properly. 7. Keep a hose or a fire extinglisher near by if any unplanned fires erupt. After the cake or fountain has finished.

8. It's always nice to pitch in with your fellow neighbors and clean up fireworks debris either the night or the next following day. As always! Happy 4th of July everyone! Have fun, be safe! :)

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Lol to the woman these days!!

You're a dumbass for going back to your baby daddies. You're a dumbass for taking your exes back. You're a dumbass for lying about breaking up with your currents. When the second offense happens again, don't come back crying to me! YOU'RE A DUMB ASS!!

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DUI PSA!

If you plan on drinking especially at a bar or party, here are some things to keep in mind.

- DUI penalties can range up to $500-1,500 in court costs, lawyers, and Jail Fines!

-DUI Accidents today are 1 out 3 in fatal outcomes. (TENNESSEE)

-If you are pulled over and you fail to give a PST (Field Public Sobriety Test), you may be arrested. It is your right to refuse PST or BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) But it may be used against you in court.

-If you are arrested, your first offense may carry between 48 hours to 11 months in Jail. If your BAC is over the limit of 0.20%, your jail time increases. That 2 1/2x more of the legal consumption limit.

- a legal breath test is anything under 0.08% witch is the legal limit of alcohol consumption.

- If you have been arrested for DUI, your license could be suspended up to a 90 day period prior to the courts ruling.

- Please learn more about the facts of DUI for your local state. Don’t be stupid! Drink responsibly! Don’t drink and drive!

FACT: UBER ride shares are more cheaper than DUI fines. It could save your life! Or have a friend who is not drunk drive you home.

If you're at a houseparty that involves drinking and you're too drunk to drive home, You should also consider on asking where you can pitch a tent. Or ask about bed sharing. Stay as long as you need to sober up before you get on the road.

Don’t drink and drive! It’s your life. And your risk of many others on the road. PLEASE GET HOME SAFELY!

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He's gonna kill us all!!

This lunatic tried to threaten to blow up Iran if they didn't open the Strait of Hormuz back up! According to Iran, they're not trying to even attack us, and their biggest threat to them is just him alone being in the oval office. All I gotta say is, say your prayers. This man is gonna end up killing us all over his greed! He know's exactly what he's doing? He threaten to launch NUCLEAR MISSLES the most deadliest weapon of mass destruction that can easily wipe out an entire planet! Not just a state or a country! So as soon as you get that through your heads when we are all suffering from the after effects of the nuclear chemical waste that will effect water supply, electricity, weather and possibly health, Then go ahead and thank him before you are resurrected in heaven. Because he probably won't be there!

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Hey Magats, When we all die, you can thank who I wish I didn't have to call man in the white house for sending the unnessecarily 1.7B dollar nukes over to Iran! You're welcome!

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For those who says Santa isn't real.

You can sure say that Santa isn't real. But the sprit of St. Nicholas Kris Kringle is very real. On the streets of bethlehem, St Nicholas brought gifts to the baby Jesus and they blessed him and cherish him with life.. He also went around the streets of Bethlehem doing the same for children.. So if you wanna crucify parents on Christmas for lying to their children to make them think that Santa Clause is a real person that puts presents under the tree, You are the person that ruins the spirit of Christmas for children.. Santa may not be alive, but the Spirit of Christmas and the birth of Christ is.. Don't forget what the real meaning of Christmas is the next time you have a family around your own Christmas Tree. Because, the person that is typing this out, may not have a family to celebrate Christmas with next year.

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Attention non tippers

idk if this is a democrat or a republican party that complains about tips and tipping in public. But I have a hintful 'tip' for you. If you don't like to leave a tip, or can't afford one at all. STAY TF HOME! Go and get it yourself!!

When I tip my servers, I do NOT care if they are a waiter or a waitress. I tip on one thing. That's the quality of serviced I have received when my food gets brought to me at my table. I don't care how you look, I don't care for how you dress. I look for efficiency, quality, and attitude. And how well you allow me to joke with you a little bit because I like to do that to all my servers to help them have a better day. That's what earns them my tip.

Your average server only gets paid 2.50/hr. Their service reflectively relies on tips. Don't be that person who don't tip, because you probably won't get that service again. I am very genorous when I tip. I am asking for their service and paying for it as well. I don't mind. And you are greedy for not doing so! Thank you!

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Facts!

No matter what party you represent. You can still be

Racist,

a criminal,

Hate the Police,

Sexist,

Pedo, Inbred,

A Patriot,

Or an American. And if you think that all of these are only one sided. You are probably a fascist!

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Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and FUCK YOU!!

Not a question. Not a question. Not a question. Not a question. And not a question. And no thanks! Maybe later. But thanks for the suggestion though. And why so many cuss words??

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Clapping back at Trumpies praying death on Biden

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Hey Doomsday Preppers

If you survived the rapture yesterday and u cleaned off the shelves at your local grocery store, Then it looks like its time for you to go restock it all. Thank you!!

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You know, I felt sorry for you with your rant about Tylenol and Autism. But you are very immature when you Tag this post labeling #FuckDonaldTrump. And maybe YOU need to go in the asylum. I hear it's the best place for autistic people like you, especially when you have a mental illness.

No thank you on the asylum. And it's my first fucking ammendment god damn right to say fuck who ever I want! FDT!! and i mean that proudly! FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!

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Tylenol and Autism

I would like to know who the fuck came up with this fucked up theory that Tylenol is causin Autism and it needs to be pulled from the shelves?? Incase you didn't know. I am actually autistic. And I was born and diagnosed with it when I was 3. No Tylenol needed.. And look at me right now.. I am able to talk, rant, write, and wipe my own fuckin ass without assistance.. And who ever says Tylenol causes autism needs to be kept in an asylum with the keys thrown out.. You are the reason why Autism looks bad!!

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How does republicans solve america's problems?

Anti Abortion? Wear a condom! Mass school shootings? Homeschool your child! Gas too expensive? Buy an EV Car. Can't afford bills, groceries, or don't wanna tip going out to eat? Stay home! Denied social security benefits, Food Stamps, Well fair? Get A Job! (My Personal Favorite) Don't like American laws? Don't like my president? Leave America! Hate the police? Call a crack dealer!

So how do you solve America's problems? Do you purchase a gun? I would love to hear yours!