humor

fueled by lulz

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when you’re a nice guy but you still gotta tell it like it is

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sitting next to pen testers auditing your code.

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InfoSec guy in every meeting about a new feature

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Root credentials and IP address in malware sample

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that first day off after being on call for two weeks

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when u wanna hack gibsons with tha crew but yo mom says you hafta clean yo room first

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Getting back from Blackhat Europe

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Free vendor swag

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watching windows reboot on patch tuesday without prompting while you’re in the middle of shit.

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What it’s like getting kudos from the security team

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What it's like getting kudos from java devs

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What it’s like getting kudos from javascript devs

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Thank you Black Ninja. You white knight of justice.