Your battle performance rating with procrastination is very weak

Hey, everyone! I'm Telemna Hyelle; I love Linked Universe, I am weak for all things Zelink, and I write stuff. You can find me on Ao3 under Telemna_Hyelle <3 (No NSFW please)

[telemna-hyelle]

Happy 250th, y'all

🦅 🎂 🇺🇸 🎇

[phana-banana]

TFW you accidentally come up with your enemies' new theme song.

This comic was so rushed lol. Hope any of you fellow yankees had a happy and safe 4th of July.

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[makiionfire]

i think the existence of the friendship ring (from oox) is really cute,,,

[biologizeable]

I can relate to this on every level

[ceekari]

“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[no-one-offical]

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[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[bebx]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[mesooph]

she would have liked those

[telemna-hyelle]

Happy birthday and many happy returns to three of the most influential influences in my life-- My mother 💖💖💖💖... and also cyno from genshin impact and sonic the hedgehog

[telemna-hyelle]

The happiest of birthdays to your husband, my beloved 4ggravate sister-in-law

Thank you, thank you--i am celebrating by wearing my cyno earrings today <3

[skyward-floored]

Siblings are watching mario cartoons, which have a few zelda cartoon scenes at the end. Link and Zelda launched themselves over a castle wall via cutting a branch tied with a rope, and Link said something that was basically "wow you're crazy Zelda. I like that in a woman"

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Cyno!

Want to lie down with this little one for a bit? let's not let this lovely afternoon sunshine go to waste.

It's nap time, so no more "foxy business"... Ahem, I just mean I'd like it to stop chewing on my hair.

This little troublemaker is quite clever. It's probably doing this to get me to play with it.

Guess I'll just have to do what it wants. If you don't have any other plans for later, how about you join me for a walk by the lake?

[onceuponaladye]

@telemna-hyelle

[telemna-hyelle]

With father's day yesterday, been thinking about Palace Au lately

Mmmmmm I need tow ork on that soon...

[trickstarbrave]

I have been enjoying seeing people experience food this World Cup