manic pixie dream girl

we live in love with love

[yume-fanfare]

*tears start streaming down my face*

[unteriors]

Ellendale Road, Ellendale, Tasmania.

[destielgaysex]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[dubiousdisco]

[assignedmale]

[willgrahamscock]

shipping two characters but not as lovers or enemies but a secret third thing

[willgrahamscock]

divorced

[surreal-duck]

heartbeat rising!

[greelin]

oh sorry i’m laughing at an inside joke that i have. with myself

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[kushblazer666]

[daco-showman]

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

[pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[yume-fanfare]

youtube is Killing hbomberguy. and every other youtuber that has ever wanted to retire and now won't get paid by the work they've already done.

[yume-fanfare]

the thing is, youtube exists because of its creators. without them, people would have no reason to use youtube. but all videos, even the ones from non-monetized channels have ads now, so youtube is profiting off them without paying, and now they're doing it More. basically theft

[yume-fanfare]

evil things:

mandatorily having to download an app to do a government thing

google play store showing sponsored results before the government app

stupid app wont load

its a whole app for 1 single procedure and it wont even do that thing