manic pixie dream girl

we live in love with love

[yume-fanfare]

*tears start streaming down my face*

[assignedmale]

[willgrahamscock]

shipping two characters but not as lovers or enemies but a secret third thing

[willgrahamscock]

divorced

[surreal-duck]

heartbeat rising!

[greelin]

oh sorry i’m laughing at an inside joke that i have. with myself

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[kushblazer666]

[daco-showman]

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

[pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[yume-fanfare]

youtube is Killing hbomberguy. and every other youtuber that has ever wanted to retire and now won't get paid by the work they've already done.

[yume-fanfare]

the thing is, youtube exists because of its creators. without them, people would have no reason to use youtube. but all videos, even the ones from non-monetized channels have ads now, so youtube is profiting off them without paying, and now they're doing it More. basically theft

[yume-fanfare]

evil things:

mandatorily having to download an app to do a government thing

google play store showing sponsored results before the government app

stupid app wont load

its a whole app for 1 single procedure and it wont even do that thing

[yume-fanfare]

youtube is Killing hbomberguy. and every other youtuber that has ever wanted to retire and now won't get paid by the work they've already done.

[asteriavinifera]

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

[stephexmachina]

genuinely insane to me that bikinis are the Default swimwear marketed & sold to women. that's nylon underwear. & if you don't want to wear one people treat you like you're childish & insecure & suggest ways to "get over it"

[stephexmachina]

"i feel uncomfortable with the idea of wearing what amounts to fast-drying underwear in front of other people, many of them complete strangers" "have you tried gradually acclimating to showing more & more skin? have you tried being more confident? are you ashamed of your body? don't you want to show off your beach bod?" girl what the fuck are you talking about!!!

[stephexmachina]

wearing a bikini is all about confidence & self-love 🥰 but remember to wax all that icky yucky body hair first!!! 🤢 nobody wants to see that 🙅‍♀️

[and-himes-home]

☆🎳🧸🎳☆

[superchat]

there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

[superchat]

source another source

the researchers found that being online didnt make people more hostile, but that being online allowed already hostile people to dominate forum conversations, and the less aggressive people were much less likely to reply or engage, ending in just the aggressive people bickering at eachother