[jazzinmypants-deactivated202305]

paul mccartney: you’re ruining the band

yoko: oh no 

[soundsof71]

Stevie Nicks, Laurel Canyon 1981, by Neal Preston

[lesbianblackphillip]

LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*

[viinnttaaggee]

[harryisart]

+

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[talkingheadsyoutubecomments]

[beheadingholofernes-deactivated]

[louises-belcher]

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

[telerabies]

who wants to come watch who framed roger rabbit with me ?

[90ssuperheroes]

Pick a card.

[telerabies]

i’ve discovered x-men on disney plus and let me tell you how i had the BIGGEST crush on gambit growing up

[telerabies]

@hucci can we let me have a mullet just to complete my kyle-ness

[telerabies]

/ hey angels i’m doing a plot call for miss maia so like this if you want some fun 💕 i’d love some fun shit maybe a sugar daddy plot who knows i’m down for p much anything

[telerabies]

dua and i have decided my name is now kyle because i’m slamming a monster energy and smoking a cigarette cause i only had 3 hours of sleep so next on my list is a mullet and a monster truck to complete my new form

[telerabies]

i’ve chosen the little mermaid but boy oh boy am i flush with options