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i love that the batman (2022) is just an emo and a cat girl fighting a redditor, or as i like to call it: the average discord lobby

justcatposts

“I was doing some work late at night and my cat did this”

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babyanimalgifs

reblog to brighten up someones dash

ripe

shryma on ig

babyanimalgifs

Rescued eagle angrily bathing

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babyanimalgifs

creek-cryptid-deluxe

It’s full of such intense RAGE. He wants you to get the FUCK out of his neighborhood.

evabrighis

endless list of favorite characters ♡ allison argent (teen wolf)

we’re going to have a new code. nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protèger eux-měmes. we protect those who cannot protect themselves.

weirdpostarchive-deactivated201

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

weirdpostarchive-deactivated201

also i’m gonna be real why is it that being nice in general is seen as a childish or immature trait

polarbear-phil

Because being nice gets you taken advantage of a lot more than being an asshole. It makes you naive. Like a child

weirdpostarchive-deactivated201

you’re right, “i like to be mean because it benefits me. being nice is for babies” is a very mature attitude

babyanimalgifs

blankets make him so happy

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lucky-number-8

EMERGENCY IN NARMM/ MELBOURNE (AUSTRALIA) RIGHT NOW! LOCAL GOVT AND POLICE ARE UNFAIRLY TARGETING COMMUNITIES LIVING IN PUBLIC HOUSING IN LIGHT WITH A RECENT SPIKE IN COVID CASES. I HAVE COMPLIED LINKS WITH MORE INFORMATION AND WAYS TO HELP BELOW!

ORGINAL POST

CHANGE PATITION TO REMOVE POLICE PATROLS

RESEDENTS DEMANDS

VIDEO OF POLICE TELLING RESIDENTS TO “GO AND SLEEP IN YOUR BUILDING”

EMAIL TEMPLATE FOR MELBOURNE RESIDENTS TO SEND TO LOCAL GOVERNMENT

MULTIPLE LUANGUAGE RESOURCE

IG LIVE VIDEO WITH PEOPLE ON THE GROUND

THE GUARDIAN ARTICLE

lucky-number-8

UPDATE: THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN ENGAGING WITH THIS POST. THIS IS VERY MUCH A ROLLING SITUATION SO I HAVE ATTACHED MORE INFORMATION AND WAYS TO HELP BELOW.

GOFUNDME - JUSTICE FOR PUBLIC HOUSING IN MELBOURNE (THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO SUPPORT IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE OF AUSTRALIA AS THEY ACCEPT PAYPAL AS PAYMENT)

ACCOUNT OF A POLICE SERGEANT INCITING VIOLENCE AND ASSAULTING A VOLUNTEER

PHOTO OF RESIDENTS RECEIVING EXPIRED FOOD FROM POLICE

IMAGES OF DONATED FOOD BEING TAKEN AWAY BY POLICE BEFORE REACHING RESIDENTS

VIDEO SHOWING POWER HAS BEEN CUT OFF AT ONE APARTMENT BLOCK WITH NO EXPLANATION

VOICES FROM THE BLOCK MEDIA RELEASE (SECOND SLIDE)

MESSAGE FROM ONE RESIDENT DETAILING THE SITUATION

DEMANDS FROM A COALITION OF RESIDENTS, FAMILY MEMBERS AND COMMUNITY

VIDEO DETAILING POLICE HARASSMENT TOWADS PEOPLE TRYING TO DELIVER SUPPLIES TO RESIDENTS

SE METUAL FUND INFORMATION AND AUSTRALIA BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS TO HELP RESIDENTS

IMAGE OF PORK PRODUCTS GIVEN TO MUSLIM RESIDENTS

ACCOUNTS TO FOLLOW: RISEREFUGEE , _IDILALI , W_____T_________ , DRMNGNOW , UPDATES FROM THE BLOCK , MERIKIKIKO ,

charlesoberonn

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

charlesoberonn

Umm….

nacho-lucky-day-buddy

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

fantasticfables

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

fantasticfables

this one

nacho-lucky-day-buddy

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

prussianmaple

charlesoberonn

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

ampervadasz

tell-the-stars-hello

this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten

killhitleragain

A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.

darkwingsnark

Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.

bunjywunjy

yeah that fish is absolutely playing with that kid, if it really wanted to escape it would just dive into the reef in the center of the tank!

(Moorish Idols are reef fish and naturally will seek shelter in the nearest nook or cranny if they get scared.)

many people don’t realize this, but fish aren’t stupid animals! most of them are on par with mammals like mice and squirrels in terms of intelligence, and they absolutely do play.

bakwaaas

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

dontmeantobepoliticalbut

auckie

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

auckie

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.