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COME ON OVER, DOWN TO THE CORNER, MY SISTERS AND MY BROTHERS OF EVERY DIFFERENT COLOR. DON’T YOU FEEL THAT SUNSHINE TELLING YOU TO HOLD TIGHT? THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT. TRY TO FIND A BETTER LIFE.
INDEPENDENT MULTIMUSE RP FEATURING OC AND CANON MUSES FROM REVENGE, PERSON OF INTEREST, THE LITTLE MERMAID ED EDD & EDDY, ALADDIN, THE POWERPUFF GIRLS and THE LION KING
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*whispers* Hi. . .anyone who may actually. . .still be around. I have some good news, and I have some bad news. And then I guess some good news.
The good news: the muse for Sarah snuck up on me again.
The bad news: I’m not planning to come back to the blog because I know I won’t be able to keep up with it. Again.
So. . .the other piece of good news: I’m moving Sarah to a multimuse! Because a lot of other muses came back to me at the same time and I figure I may as well see if I can keep them all alive and together on one blog.
I’m in the process of setting everything up so I don’t have anything to link to at the moment but I’ll definitely post the link here when I’m done!
“Oh, well that’s a shame!” Sherri quipped nonchalantly, “but you didn’t have to wait until the last minute to tell people. Let’s fix that!”
“Attention, guys, we’re all out of Peach Creek Cobbler! All out, none left, nothing to see here!”
She started shooing away the crowd, repeatedly reaffirming Sarah’s lies to the masses of disappointed teenagers until nearly all of them had left.
“See? That’s all you have to do, any it doesn’t waste anyone’s time either. You really need to learn some etiquette if you’re going to run a stall.”
Sarah’s smirk disappeared as Sherri’s voice carried over the crowd, replaced by an initial look of shock before the all too familiar scowl sharpened her features. Fifteen minutes. The ugly twin couldn’t have waited fifteen minutes for the next cheerleader to come relieve Sarah of her post.
Her chair fell backwards as she rose, placing a hand against the table top and leaping over it. The moment her feet hit the floor on the other side she stepped up to Sherri, giving her a hard shove with both hands. “What the hell do you think you’re doing, you idiot?”
‘Shit my friend & I have said’ sentence starters
❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜
❛ Kill my ass. ❜
❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜
❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜
❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜
❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜
❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜
❛ You don’t control me. ❜
❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜
❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜
❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜
❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜
❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜
❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜
❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜
❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜
❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜
❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜
❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜
❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜
❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜
❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜
❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜
❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜
❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜
❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜
❛ There is no god. ❜
❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜
❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜
❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜
❛ Too many sexuals. ❜
❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜
❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜
❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜
❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜
❛ I lost my period! ❜
❛ My poor spine. ❜
❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜
❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜
❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜
❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜
❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜
❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜
❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜
❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜
❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜
❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜
❛ I’ve found your weak point! ❜
Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters
"You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"
"Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."
"Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."
" I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."
"This dumb tree is also my friend."
"I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
"Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "
"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."
"We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"
"That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."
"Finger on throat means death!"
"They got my dick message."
"His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."
"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "
"God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."
"Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."
"That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
"You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."
"Who put the sticks up their butts?"
"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
"Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."
"See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"
"Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
"You got issues."
"He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"
" I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"
"When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."
"You're an imbecile."
"I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."
"Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"
"Ain't no thing like me, except me!"
"We're just like Kevin Bacon."
"I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"
"Dance-off, bro. Me and you."
"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
"Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."
"He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".
"Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."
"Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"
"Creepy little beast!"
"I don't learn. One of my issues."
"Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"
"Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"
"Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"
"I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."
"You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."
Tsundere Sentence Starters
“What are you, stupid?” “I-It’s not like I care or anything!” “You just caught me by surprise, that’s all!” “I’m not happy! Don’t misunderstand me!” “Shut up, shut up, shut up!” “It wasn’t that great! I was just really convincing at pretending it was!” “I’m not doing this for you at all!” “If you think I’m going to miss you, guess again!” “You need to do better! Not that I expect much from an idiot like you!” “I just had some leftover from yesterday…I-I didn’t make these for you!” “You’d better be grateful for this!” “Don’t put yourself at risk for my sake…idiot.” “Hey! You better consider it a privilege I even converse with you!” “It’s not like I wanted to help you or anything, it’s just my job!” “It’s not like I want to go home with you or anything!” “Idiot! Go ahead and die, then! I don’t care!”
Inspired by/Taken from here!
You dare to challenge me? Attempt to defeat me? Try to destroy me? I, who saved you from certain death? After all I’ve done for you, you betray me? And why? For them? The ones who hated you? Have forsaken you? Can’t you see? None of them will ever understand you as I can. For we are kindred spirits, whose powers spring from the same source. So, girls, do not make me destroy you. For we are SMARTER. We are STRONGER. We are INVINCIBLE. We have THE POWER. We are SUPERIOR to them. And we shall RULE. All we have to do is WORK TOGETHER.
GIRLS! JOIN ME!
Starter call for teen!Sarah
[from 'sock--head'] - "Do you realize what you just did?"
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“Duh, I do, Double Dee! I just broke my all time skipping-Eddy-down-the-lane record!”
That moment when you realize your entire navigation page still links to your old url but you’re too lazy to go through and change all the links to the new one.
I’m gonna go jump over to Mojo for now, but I'll probably pop back in later.
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"Do you realize what you just did?"
"Is everyone okay?"
"I have no idea what to say to that."
"Why do you have to break my heart this way?"
"I'm going to go down in history for this."
"No one is walking away from that."
"What did you expect?"
"That shouldn't have happened..."
"You are driving me mad."
"Whatever you say, Sherlock."
"What makes you think that is a good idea?"
"Did you kill them?"
"We need to do something."
"No. Just... no."
"I shouldn't have gotten out of bed."
"Are we going to walk away from all this?"
"Maybe we're destined to do this."
"Let's jump."
"Change is necessary. It's the only constant in the universe."
"I'm starting to get excited for this idea."
"I can't... What?"
"Did you have to do it?"
"There's no stopping this."
"It's coming..."
"I'm not going to sit here while you destroy yourself."
"Didn't you just say the opposite of what you said two minutes ago?"
"Leave me here."
"Why bother?"
"I'm not going to sit idly by and let the world burn."
"Can we vote on this?"
"That's fucked up, man."
"We can't do this ourselves."
"We have to try."
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“Are you really going to jump ALL those trash cans, Kevin?”
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“Oh, I’m sorry, did you want to buy a slice of Peach Creek Cobbler Cobbler for Terri?” Sarah asked, sliding the nearly-fully pan off the table onto the floor behind her, not bothering to hide the two other still-covered pans behind her. “Aw, too bad, we just sold out. Better luck next time.” The cheerleading squad wouldn’t hurt from one missed sale.
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‘Well, I’ve been better, Double Dee. I need a favor. Actually, no, I’m doing you a favor. Tell Eddy to stop conning the freshmen out of their lunch money or I’M going to put him in a trash can.”
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“ quit yellin’ at me i said i haven’t seen the little guy ANYWHERE . those dorks probably took him somewhere . ”
“Oh yeah? You know what else I bet they ran off with? Your stupid bike wheels.”
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“Aren’t you the fuzziest, cutest thing ever!” the girl squealed, scooping the cub up in her arms.
