✧ *:・ 𝟔 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒. ・:*✧
❛ so we’re all going to die? ❜ ❛ everybody’s got someone, or something to lose, man. even you. ❜ ❛ fuck the government. i’m going to do this myself. ❜ ❛ do you mind? i can feel the tip. ❜ ❛ jesus, who raised you, the mob? ❜ ❛ that was a glorious clusterfuck. ❜ ❛ why are you covered in blood ? ❜ ❛ in art, our most fervent hopes come true. heroes always win. it’s bullshit. ❜ ❛ i’m soooo mad at everyone right now. ❜ ❛ are you crying? ❜ ❛ good things can erase the bad ones, right? ❜ ❛ no more getting arrested by the pigs just for being naked, or just usual stuff. you know, being naked, getting drunk. casual stuff. ❜ ❛ i’ll fucking knock you out in front of my mother. ❜ ❛ god, that’s so bad. you’re definitely going to die. ❜ ❛ fuck you, high blood pressure. i’ll eat whatever the fuck I want. thank you very much. ❜ ❛ sometimes you have to put the bad guys on a throne. ❜ ❛ i want you to meet my mother. ❜ ❛ honestly, i didn’t think we’d make it this far. ❜ ❛ oh, darling, you could be on fire and still have that creepy, blank expression on your face. no offense. ❜ ❛ remind me, where the fuck is here? ❜ ❛ you’re a danger to yourself. ❜ ❛ do i look like a ghost to you? ❜ ❛ nobody watches nick at nite? ❜ ❛ maybe later we can coochie coochie woochie woochie coochie... ❜ ❛ hey, chatty cathy. do you know what over and out means? ❜ ❛ don’t you give me attitude, okay? ❜ ❛ i would love to meet your mother. ❜ ❛ shit’s about to get crazy. ❜ ❛ who’s this honey badger? ❜ ❛ you gave me fucking goosebumps. ❜ ❛ i’m the judge of what’s a shit ton. ❜ ❛ we’re all going to die. may as well do it while we’re alive, right? ❜ ❛ you’re such a pussy. ❜ ❛ ooh, big guns! oo la la. ❜ ❛ oh god, you did not just say that. ❜ ❛ you dumb motherfucker! ❜ ❛ no, fuck YOU! ❜ ❛ does it ever bother you, bro? to mean nothing to anyone? ❜ ❛ hey, papi. ❜ ❛ nobody is going to save the world. but, we can make it a little less shitty, you know? ❜ ❛ god, this is all so fuckin’ dangerous. ❜ ❛ i’m feeling fucking carsick. ❜ ❛ i’m a grown man. i can handle my shit. ❜ ❛ don’t handle your shit, flush it down the toilet like a grown-ass man. ❜ ❛ i don’t HAVE ANYMORE BULLETS! ❜ ❛ i am the danger. ❜ ❛ ohoh, you’re gonna be a pirate. ❜ ❛ fucking millennials. ❜ ❛ are you guys fucking or making love? ❜ ❛ we’re fucking. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna kill him. ❜ ❛ i feel like a jedi. ❜ ❛ i didn’t think we’d get this far. ❜ ❛ you know, laughter is life. just kidding. i stole that from my old dentist’s office. ❜ ❛ if you’re going to shit your pants, there’s a bathroom in the back. ❜ ❛ this is so stressful. ❜ ❛ where are you running to? ❜ ❛ that’s fucking disgusting. ❜ ❛ jesus. what did you do? you goddamn animals. ❜ ❛ you’re SICK. ❜ ❛ next time, can we just knock off a fucking casino? ❜












