telliott #1 fan

place for my sheep detectives posting

[telliottt]

i have so many thoughts about telliot but i cant word them properly

pls send me asks about them so i can talk about them thanks xx

this post perfectly sums up my blog so its getting pinned <3

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Hello, Telliot Army.

Look at the MLM flag real quick.

A lot of green huh?

Now look at these two:

Blue. Yellow. Tim is a policeman and wears blue all the time. So does Elliot, and Elliot is blonde.

And what did Tim say:

Blue and yellow….

Soooooo…I’m just saying, people.

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Elliot: Man, I am so jealous of you. Tim: Why? Elliot: Your boyfriend is way hotter than mine. Tim: ...... *confused, thinks* Wait...but I'm your boyfriend! Elliot: *smirks* *Gets chased by Tim* COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

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Tim: *runs and tackles Peter to the ground, easily pinning him to the ground* Alright, Peter Van Vuren, you're under arrest for the murder of George Hardy. Peter: *immediately grabs onto Tim's hips, with heart eyes* Oh....crush me, Daddy. Tim: ........Help, this is weird. It's very weird!

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Men be like: Oh, he's just like my best mate. My pal. My best friend ever. And be looking at their mates like:

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Tim: So what position do you want to take?

Elliot: On my hands and knees looking away. Or on my back with my legs up. Or when I’m on top, looking at you.

Tim:

Tim: Elliot…. We are talking about playing football.

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So...... Anyone gonna draw Telliot like this?

[professionallydeadinside]

I GOT YOU BESTIE WALKJHGFDFGH

[telliottt]

OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM GO

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Telliot army, I have to let you know: First. Tim has a cute tiny police car in his station :3 (just behind his head there).

And second, the below definitely happened. Tim: *after explaining how they're going to track down George's murderer with his whiteboard* Right, I'm going to go get ready. Be back in a bit. Elliot: *nodded and then sees the police car and looks around, knowing Tim isn't here and goes to take it. Then he takes his camera off his neck and proceeds to use them to act as little Elliot and little Tim* *He moves the police car* Hello, Elliot. *He moves the camera* Hello, Tim. *He moves the police car* You know, you've always looked so cute to me. *He moves the camera* Oh, really? I didn't think you'd notice. *He moves the police car* Oh. I definitely noticed. I also noticed how you clearly want me. *He moves the camera closer and it touches the police car* Oh...Officer Derry... *The police car presses against the camera* Call me Officer Hero. Later.... Tim: Alright, Elliot, I'm done. We can....... Elliot: *Currently ramming the police car into the back of his camera and stops when he sees Tim and immediately drops the items* .....I can explain.

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So...... Anyone gonna draw Telliot like this?

[telliottt]

call me an artist

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Elliot: *drinking coffee and it spills on his shirt* Damn it, my top is ruined.

Tim: Really? I actually feel really good after last night.

Elliot:

Tim: *sips coffee, winks*

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Concept: Elliot looking up at Tim as everyone did when they were simping for Lady Dimitrescu. Elliot: *Looking up at Tim, thinking* This is not a sexual thing. This is about power. Elliot: *getting accused and yelled at by Tim, thinking* Oh god....the power.

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Beth: This is Officer Tim Derry. He likes his personal space. Beth: And this is Elliot Matthews. He also really likes Officer Tim Derry's personal space. *Elliot is practically pressed up against Tim.*

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Tim thinking: Ah, might as well work with this guy. Anything to get this case solved. Elliot thinking: OMG HIS HAND COVERS MINE OMG OMG OMG OMG HOLY SHIT HOLY HIS DICK IS BIG I SWEAR IT'S BIG FOR SURE IT'S BIG I'M SO GETTING SLOPPY TOPPY COPPY

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He likes a girl.

He likes a girl.

He likes a girl.

I'm not a girl.

I'm not a girl.

I'm not a girl.

[telliottt]

OH MY GOD NO

i might edit this

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Peter: Fuck the police.

Tim: Excuse me??

Peter: You heard me. I said “fuck the police”.

Tim: Right. *grabs him by the wrist and drags him to the police station*

Peter: *comes out later all bedraggled, hair wild, lips swollen, throat sore and walking a little funny* Damn…..fuck the police indeed.

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Peter/Elliot regretting everything because he knows he'll never see the Derry stick for a long, long time after this.

[telliottt]

one last glance ..💔💔

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Elliot: Alright, Internet. My boyfriend is going to talk about Return to Oz so you all better be nice and listen to him. And leave nice comments too, got it?

Tim: *sits in front of the livestream and starts excitedly talking with Elliot glaring at the stream, arms folded*