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@itsthemysterykids
Devon: *falls down from the sky, clothes tattered with a few holes.* "Finally!!! I solved the backroom!!! That place was horrible. Oh hey beautiful miss me?
Wybie: *Instantly clings to him* NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!
Coraline: The colors are brighter, the air is cleaner, and my acne has cleared.
Dipper: I hope you got a strong stomach.
(Opens door)
Lili: Sugar pie, honey bunch!
(Closes door then reopened by Raz)
Lili: You know that I love-
Raz: You?
Dipper: Yes.
Raz: Antidote?
Dipper: Working on it.
(In honor of the day 4/20)
Stan made two batches of brownies. One regular, one with his 'secret ingredient' for himself. He realized too little too late that he gave the MK the wrong batch. How do you think the kids reacted?
Coraline: … Guys… Guys…
Norman: … What?
Coraline: Are we like… What?
Raz: Huh?
*The three of them then burst into laughter*
Wybie: *Shoving Doritos in his mouth*
Dipper: Dude. Bro, Wybes, my dude, you gonna share, man?
Wybie: Yeah, but then it’s like… I gotta get another bag, ‘cause… You know, this one is gone quicker.
Dipper: … Oooohhh!!
Lili: *Letting Mabel braid her hair* That is… That’s smart. That’s an interesting observation. So, if there’s more people eating the same thing… That thing is gone quicker.
Neil: … Deep, man. That’s like our world right now. Our food, and stuff. It’s gonna be gone soon because there’s so many people.
Wybie: Whoa… You just… Blew my mind.
Mabel: Right? And, it’s like… What?
Lili: … Yes?
Neil: … *Bursts into laughter*
Coraline: Are we stoned right now?
Norman: … Oh, God! We are! We gotta flush it down the toilet!
Dipper: But then the fish and the mermaids are gonna get high!
Wybie: Guys! Guys, it’s cool! It’s chill. Just chill. Some of our presidents smoked weed, and they became president. So we’re all halfway to becoming president.
Lili: Oh yeah… ‘President Lili Zanotto.’ I like it.
...Who's the friend, Wybie?
Wybie: Eh, just this girl I met at summer camp, Ered Miller. Yeah, I did not expect us to be friends, but turns out, she’s into motorcycle repair, and we bonded over that. Anyway, good luck finding out who the mysterious prankster is! *hangs up*
April 2nd! Let him out!
Coraline: We could if we knew where he was! He dug a hole through the floor! I-it was made of concrete! We haven’t slept one bit!
Dipper: We tried tracking him down using the ankle monitor, but he somehow got it off and put it on Gompers!
Lili: Guys, why are we panicking? It’s April 2nd, it’s just not in his nature to prank the day after April Fools.
Neil: Yeah, I’m sure we’re fine. *Takes a bite out of a sandwich, only for it to explode and get blue paint all over him*
Coraline: Explain that, Lili!
Lili: Come on, does that seem like one of Wybie’s pranks? That’s amateur hour. This one day a year, he’s cunning and pure evil.
Dipper: Then who was behind that?
*Suddenly, Coraline’s phone rings. She answers*
Coraline: Hello?
Wybie: Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
Coraline: … Who’s Clarice?
Wybie: What?… Oh, hey Jonesy! Wrong number, sorry. I meant to call my cousin, Clarice. Yeah, she works on a farm and the lambs keep screaming for some reason.
Lili: *Takes the phone* Where are you?! How did you break out?!
Wybie: Oh, I wish we could chat longer, but, I'm having an old friend for dinner.
Mabel: Oh, my God!
Wybie: Not like that! Geez! I’m just meeting with an old friend at the diner. God, Mabel. I know I’m a psycho this time of year, but come on. Please, think better of me.
Alright, it’s April Fools Day. Time to check on Lecter- I mean, Lovat
Neil: Okay. One… Two… Three-
Mystery Kids: NOT IT!
Raz: Not- Damn it!
Lili: Godspeed. I love you so much.
Raz: Then come to the basement with me.
Lili: Here’s the thing… I don’t want to.
Raz: … *Puts in the passcode for the vending machine and heads down into the poorly lit basement* Damn, Ford! Get a light! Okay! Relax. You’re just checking on him, he can’t get you-
*Violin music plays*
Raz: Okay, this is not helping! *Approaches a glass cage in the middle of the room and sees Wybie standing in the middle with his arms crossed*
Wybie: Hello, Clarisse.
Have you every heard about mlb comic called Scarlet Lady? If yes, do you liked or bot?
Dipper: Yeah, it’s pretty good. It’s the ultimate Chloé salt!
Mabel: I like the whole swap scenario!
Wybie: It’s pretty hilarious, but also dramatic.
Raz: All my favorite ships are included!
Norman: Rose is dating a goth Queen and a Prince, and I respect the hell out of that.
Lili: I’m just in it for Lila.
Neil: Oh, same!
Coraline: In short, we all binge the hell out of that comic.
Y'all have been the same age for 12 years!
Mystery Kids: …
Neil: Yeah… Is that not normal?
Dipper: I always thought it was strange I never grew facial hair.
Coraline: Facial hair is the least of your worries, noodle arms.
Norman: Is this a Benjamin Button thing?
Lili: That’s aging backwards; we’re not aging.
Wybie: Damn, I’m never getting my license.
Raz: Will I never get to watch Adult Swim late at night?!
Mabel: At least we still have our young metabolisms. *Downs an entire bag of M&Ms*
Everyone, this is Wybie Lovat from the movie Coraline, he is one of my many comfort characters. I gave him the Peacock Miraculous for reasons, and I made him fabulous because I can
Me, making a mystery kids doodle dump? Unheard of.
This was originally planned to be a mystery kids doodle dump, but then it quicky devolved into just older Coraline and Wybie sketches (w a lil Kat sprinkled in there too) lol
I can (and most likely will rant about random headcannons and prob never going to be written fanfic ideas in another post but I just wanted to get these down cause they were swirling around in my brain :p
bonus Wirt and Norman doodle comic thing
Oh, it was a Nitghmare–
Mystery kids meet The Addams Family
What would each MK yearbook most likely be? (Example: most likely to return fire.)
Coraline: Most Likely To Burn Down The American Girl Store
Wybie: Most Likely To Start The Robot Uprising
Norman: Most Likely To Live In Hot Topic
Neil: Most Likely To Meet Jack Black
Dipper: Most Likely To Find Bigfoot
Mabel: Most Likely To Have Ten Boyfriends
Raz: Most Likely To Drown In One Foot Of Water
Lili: Most Likely To Burn It All Down
(Who is the most likely to say the following?)
"We are not having an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard!"
Mabel: I want the weirdest-looking snowman ever, people! Put your backs into it!
Norman: The arms keep falling off.
Mabel: Not my problem!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Coraline: *Acting drunk off of cranberry juice* YEEEAAAHHH!! SUCK IT, 2023!
Norman: 2024 will probably be worse, but whatever. *Throws confetti*
Mabel: NO NEGATIVITY!
Wybie: I mean-
Mabel: NONE!
Lili: … The 20s have been shit.
Mabel: LALALALALA! Not listening! I’m remaining positive!
Coraline: No one bother Dipper today. We are trying to help him figure out where this “Book of Bill” came from.
