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Multifandom sideblog for my OC's, fics, and original stories I like writing about characters that don't enough love. Requests Open!!

[anxietyproblem]

[cry-ptidd]

I can't see Vlad and Alucard as the same people Ik they are but like. Not the same vibes

[the-hellsing-organisation]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

Rating Alucards Cuz Why Not

Hellsing Ultimate Alucard: 40/10. Beautiful animation for a beautiful man. Traumatic backstory and covers up depression with confidence. Overall gorgeous.

Gonzo Alucard: 50/10. The strangest mix of ugly and hot. Goblin rat man, overall funky little man and the reason I fell in love with this character.

Vladcard: 60/10. Could go from staking nazis to giving headpats in a matter of seconds. Would bury my face in his tits. Overall teddy bear king.

Straight Jacket Alucard: 55/10. Feral and murderous as fuck. Honestly a little concerning how attractive I find him. Overall would let him rip my head off or fuck me into oblivion.

Girlycard: 30/10. Honestly, she looks a bit young for me? But like, she’s still Alucard, so overall ????????

Riocard: 75/10. FUCK 👏 YES 👏 THAT’S SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!! Admittedly does look like Ozzy Osbourne if he didn’t fry his brain on drugs back in the day, but that’s not such a bad thing. Overall would suck him off on the airplane

[catcryptid]

 bird of cermet is my name.,,., 

@theoriginalgodsgirlrachel 

[kakmem]

the brainrot is taking over me

[blood-and-coffin-dust]

I swear to God, this man is too damn fine...Also, that feeling where you're not sure if your attracted to someone, or if you just want to wear their body as a meatsuit.

[cry-ptidd]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[eldritchbard13]

In honor of today being Dracula's day, I figured I'd post one of my favorite pictures of the beloved Count, as this one is an interpretation to the one seen in Hellsing. *Credit to the OG artist.*

[nextheadofhellsing-deactivated2]

✨TOM MUST PLAY ALUCARD IN LIVE ACTION ✨

[jurassicass-deactivated20241120]

Alucard, my beloved 🙏🏻 just one chance pls

[moved-to-the-somberlaiin]

Girlies will be like "omg look at my comfort character 🥰" and show you this guy

[wysteriate]

The difference between baby girl and babygirl is baby girl is what I call Seras and babygirl is what I call Alucard

[wysteriate]

How do you do fellow alucard fans

[nextheadofhellsing-deactivated2]

HOLD ON, LOOK WHAT I FIND

[loadinghellsing]

nothing more. just this screenshot of Vlad.