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Keon: Tell Rae about the birds and the bees.

Violet: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Keon: Alright, we're going to have to bring out the big guns for this one.

Devya: Please don't take your shirt off again.

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Keon: Can I ask a dumb question?

Violet: Better than anyone I know.

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*on chat*

Keon: hi

Violet: Speak.

Keon: I don't know, I just can't sleep

Violet: I'm sorry but I can.

Violet: Good night, Keon.

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Keon: Skdjsjsj!

Julian: What is that?

Keon:  It’s a keysmash!

Julian: How do I do it?

Keon: Just press anything.

Julian: 7.

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Julian: I sort of did something stupid and I need your advice but I don't want any judgement or criticism.

Violet: And you came to me?

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Julian: How long are we going to stand here and let him do that?

Rae: Just give him a minute.

Keon: *forcefully and repeatedly pulling a door that clearly says pull*

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Julian: I need advice.

Devya, eating raw cookie dough from the bowl: You've come to the right person.

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*at walmart*

Violet: Okay, mission number two: finding where the popcorn is.

Devya: What was mission number one?

Violet: Fucking getting here, Dev.

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Violet, pouring a mug: Coffee or tea?

Julian: Coffee.

Violet: Wrong, it's tea.

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Julian: I don't have time for your magic tricks.

Keon: Illusions, Julian.

Keon: You don't have time for my illusions.

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Julian: I made tea.

Violet: I don't want tea.

Julian: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Violet: Then why are you telling me?

Julian: It is a conversation starter.

Violet: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Julian: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Rae: I don't want to hurt their feelings.

Julian: Hurt their feel- Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings?

Rae: Yes, don't you?

Julian: No, how do you get anything done?

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Julian: *crying*

Keon: What's wrong? Are you picturing my future again?

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Violet: I'm gonna go ahead and cut you off right there,

Violet: Cos I don't give a shit.

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Violet: This school is homophobic.

Julian: How?

Violet: I'm gay and it's inconveniencing me.

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Rae: Would you please not look dramatically off into the middle distance when you say that? It makes me feel worse.

Violet, looking dramatically off into the middle distance: I don't know what you're talking about.