ctenophore

one! two! be! stiff!

[legallybrunettedotcom]

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

[legallybrunettedotcom]

i believe i can do everything in this life except feign interest and suck up to people

[kosmogrl]

hey, we’ll be ok

[solreefs]

beautiful strangers named extreme cold warning are texting me to make plans on friday

[prokopetz]

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

[notsomeoneyouknow]

[fruutbaag]

[hungwy]

CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON

[sunnydaze081]

5.

[illmadekn1ght]

i’ve genuinely had this in my calendar for a couple of years this is so exciting

[why-bless-your-heart]

[myconetted]

thoughts to have while scrolling

that's very true!

this is relevant to my interests!

that's not true at all!

you are trying to make me angry on purpose!

this is not relevant to my interests!

op is a braggart and a knave!

i find this displeasing!

i really enjoy this image!

this is very relatable!

what the fuck is wrong with you people!

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Hi I like your posts... I don't know what else to say... Feel free to kill me with guns and knives

[narutwitter]

[phantomtrax]

Does anyone know what's up with my copy of disco elysium??? I didn't install any mods??

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful

[hagiomoto]

7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[easel-eisel]

watching a show and it references a film so now i watch the film to understand the show and the film references a book so i need to read the book to understand the film and the book references another older book and now i need to understand everything that is unknown to me

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex