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[wintersldiers-archive]

#can you hear my heart shattering into a million pieces

[pennyroyalorange]

[enslavved-blog]

🕷 peтer parĸer - ѕpιderмan 🕷 “poιnт ιѕ, тнιѕ ιѕ мy reѕponѕιвιlιтy.”

[tendnochoi-blog]

Bucky: (side-eyeing Sam) (speaking in Russian) So Natasha, what am I supposed to do with this Sriracha stuff?

Natasha: (in Russian) It's spicy, put it on anything, it's really good. Why are you glaring at Sam like that?

Bucky: (in Russian) I'm pretending to talk shit about him. Is it good on eggs?

Natasha: (in Russian) Oh, fantastic. I'm going to glare at Steve and pretend to talk shit. Yes, it's great on eggs.

Bucky and Natasha: (scowling at Sam and Steve)

Sam: The fuck is going on over there.

Steve: I don't know but I don't like it.

Bucky: (in Russian) This is the most fun I've had since 1944.

Natasha: (high-fives Bucky)

[lindseymorqan]

press play 2 see steeb deliberately disobey borky

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

I have never laughed so hard in my l i f e

[phdna]

Always reblog

[robotmango]

age of ultron, you cannot force me to accept “church tongue” no swears steve rogers. impossible. he was already getting violently clubbed in brooklyn on the reg for being short and stuffed with justice, there is NO WAY he was also telling people not to swear (except maybe at moms). please, give me dirty talkin steve rogers. give me a steve rogers who mutters period-specific obscenities at villains and coffee machines. give me a steve rogers who makes a cussing jar out of a home depot bucket and makes it his personal quest to fill it. and when he does he donates it to like, a children’s hospital. “cap, always lookin’ out for the kids,” his teammates say. “fuck you too,” says steve rogers cheerfully as he flips another nickel into the bucket

[sebastianstam]

Chris Pratt’s first headshot

[etsuokos-deactivated20161130]

“you cant love that character THAT much!!”

[tendnochoi-blog]

most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists

[girlronanlynch-deactivated20190]

Albert Camus, The Fall

[blossomfully]

‘Almost’ is the worst way to love someone.

S.Z.

You almost loved me

(via missinyouiskillingme)

[ssaravinter]

Marvel, you didn’t give it to me, so I give it to the fandom

and I regret nothing!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ ♥

[tendnochoi-blog]

Steve: Wanda is a kid, she can't be locked into the facility!

Steve: she needs to come and join the battle instead

Fandom: yasssss team cap!

Tony: Peter is a kid, so I'm going to upgrade his suit to make it more efficient, I'm going to bring him in just to stay on the edges of the fight and do some webbing, I'm going to tell him what to do in case Steve attacks him and how to defend himself. He's a superpowered kid but I won't blindly throw him into a fight.

Tony: *immediately sends Spidey home after he gets hit once*

Fandom: evil man has recruited a child :/

(Bonus)

Steve: drops a huge thing on Peter with no previous knowledge that Peter is superpowered, expects him to hold it up, walks away with Peter struggling

Fandom: badass Steve!

[blakopium]

they teach theatre kids how to project their voices but they don’t teach em how to shuT THE FUCK UP

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

[red-hood]

You have a friend.

[dessrt-deactivated20190316]

thick thighs dead eyes

[whinyvirgobaby]

[tendnochoi-blog]

@angelbarnes