BOGO Garlic

My name's Megan and I do what I want when I want (as long as its a good time for you. I'm willing to reschedule)

[tiktoks-we-like]

[betterthankanyebitch]

how can you not love kids lmao

[with-practice]

LMAOOO

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Girl….. lmfaoooo

[mountainshigh-valleylow-deactiv]

💀💀💀💀💀

[bishopmyles313]

Lmfaooooo yo she said, “WEEE!” Real quick lmfao yo I’m deadddd

[candiikismet]

Omg I would have screamed

[p3pin0s-deactivated20211231]

When I say you need to support SWers, I mean ALL of us. Not just cam girls.

Not just in America. Not just skinny white women. Not just people doing it as a leisure thing. Not just cis. Not just abled!

Full-service, trans, black & brown, fat, poor, disabled, & survival. You need to make your support seen, and you have to stand with us, too, or fuck off!

[anarchapella]

Also support is not just saying you support us. It means being friends with us, dating us, living with us, allowing us to be part of your community. You can’t support swers on a macro scale if you reject us in your personal life.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

soup and sandwich deals are an implicit acknowledgement of the failure of soup as a complete meal

[afieldinengland]

crop top that says “FRANKENSTEIN” across the chest and booty shorts that say “FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER” across the ass

[lesbianfreyja]

it’s honestly better to know absolutely nothing about musicians except for their songs. like, don’t learn about them as people AT ALL. what are you supposed to do? fully enjoy the bleachers knowing he’s singing about lena dunham? think about a string of the blandest white men ever while taylor swift is evoking emotion? bop to lying is the most fun a girl can have when you know what panic! looked like when they were teenagers? imagine the sexy yearning nostalgia that selena gomez feels…for justin beiber? picture the faces of anyone british? it’s just not realistic. it can ruin the entire listening experience

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[afronerdism]

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

[slinkanora]

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM!!! 😭

[harringtown]

the good place really presented itself as this silly comedy where a Bad Person gets stuck in heaven and instead of sticking with pointless humor they dove so hard into the theme of what it means to be good and to be alive....they really did that

[hydro-homies]

[otatma]

[ovur]

You know what I'm just gonna say it.... pads are better than tampons, everybody needs to stop lying

[pavelow]

The bar I hang out at just raised the price on their happy hour deal on mixed pints from $4 to $7 and to be completely honest it was because of me, I’m the only guy there that gets rum and cokes during happy hour

[pavelow]

Like the bartender basically told me it was my fault

[pavelow]

But here’s the kicker: I just saw online that they have a $15 Groupon that covers $30 worth of a meal/drinks, so as long as I get like a half order of wings which is like $3, I could hypothetically get four rum and cokes for a dollar less than what I was paying before

[amperilysm]

Local man singlehandedly drives bar into the ground

[skinks]

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

[runcibility]

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

[cipheramnesia]

All they do is sit there plotting their little gremlin plans for as soon as you let em out of the gremlin cube.

[lourd-billie-deactivated2020011]

Billie Lourd as Gigi in Booksmart (2019)

[meangirlnurse]

tesla being like “look at our unbreakable car windows” and hurling a steel ball into them only for the windows to IMMEDIATELY break is one of the funniest things i think i’ve seen in 2019 

[meangirlnurse]

one time i was smoking with my sister and she wanted to show me that she and her wife had a bong that was designed to be, like, a spillproof bong? to she grabbed the bong off the table and said to me “look at this,” with absolutely no explanation or preamble

and naturally it turned out to be the wrong bong, so from my perspective my sister just says “look at this!” out of nowhere and then stares me in the eye while dumping bong water all over the floor

and like on an emotional level it’s more or less the same experience

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

[alabastermenagerie]

I thought this was going to be inspirational but it’s better

[hunterschafer]

Diana Silvers as Hope in Booksmart (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde