Bagel King

Stacker didn’t let me say Bitch on main so I changed all the contacts in his phone to Big Bitch Apologist

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

all i need is one more friend, and i can start playing two-player minecraft

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isn’t that weird guy with a lizard fetish your boyfriend

[tendochoisuggestion]

Newt is banned from all minecraft and anyway, he said friend not boyfriend

[newtongeiszlersuggestion]

drink all beverages with 2 or more straws for maximum efficiency

[tendochoisuggestion]

bendy straws?

[newtongeiszlersuggestion]

find a partner who respects your boundaries, shares your interests, and knows all your favorite star trek episodes by title, episode number, and air date

[tendochoisuggestion]

only person who respects boundaries in the PPDC is Mako dude

[chuckhansensuggestions]

My relationship makes a lot more sense when you realize both Tendo and I are sexually attracted to morons

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Eat the whole tube of pringles, you deserve it

[tendochoisuggestion]

I’m gonna feed you like a Roman emperor

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Step 1: get paid

Step 2: get laid

Step 3: bud light

[stackerpentecostsuggestion]

take another vacation

[tendochoisuggestion]

im sure ya need it after that loss to Croatia last night.... that and the fact that me and Chuck went joy riding on motorbike round LOCCENT

[tendochoisuggestion]

i can't believe brendon urie joined the PPDC-- how's it going?

As we are the PAN Pacific Defence Corps he’s fitting in perfectly... somehow he and Herc are drift compatible gotta say no one saw that one comin

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Tendo Choi’s button nose makes me believe in god

[tendochoisuggestion]

Chucks bod (sculpted by all things divine) is the secret eighth wonder of the world

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Smoke weed one time and cry immediately

[tendochoisuggestion]

oh darling just stick to your strange Aussie beers

[raleighbecketsuggestion]

on vacation. have been told there are no jaegers allowed in public swimming areas. shocked and disappointed.

[tendochoisuggestion]

just say ‘don’t worry I have a permit’ and show them a picture of Stacker. They’ll be so disarmed by his intense good looks they’ll let Lady Danger have a splash in the kiddie pool

[tendochoisuggestion]

hey y’all I didn’t post on the fourth because uhhh I uhhh... I was busy..

[cowboysuggest]

this is so sad can we yeehaw

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@tendochoisuggestion

[tendochoisuggestion]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken yeehaw

[tendochoisuggestion]

@stackerpentecostsuggestion in answer to your question, sir, no I do not regret teaching Chuck how to hack the PPDC official minecraft server

[chuckhansensuggestions]

Sometimes self care is just playing darts with a poster of Raleigh Becket as the board

[tendochoisuggestion]

well this is probably your second most healthy coping mechanism to date

[stackerpentecostsuggestion]

I step in my office

Herc Hansen: attractive

Dick: out

Tendo: knocking at the door

Me: “WAIT HOLD ON OFFICER CHOI DON’T COME IN—”

Tendo: walking in

Tendo: “hey, boss, wha—?”

Tendo: is forcibly removed from the office

Dick: still out

[stackerpentecostsuggestion]

We lost another brave member of our Jaeger program today.

😂

[tendochoisuggestion]

SIR that emoji is a laughing one you can’t keep posting it on your condolence emails to the families of Jaeger crews !