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machelies:

“ Please, like you can even feel that. Come on, don’t you have better things to do? ”

❛ yo, i might love playing pranks, but that doesn’t mean i don’t care. ❜

❛ also, no. ❜

#( ` ✕ machelies. )#ahhh

tbqh i’ve been hanging around here most of the time now so like ?? if you wanna catch me or w/e just follow me there haha

#( ` ✕ realest motherfucker in the game. )

machelies:

❛ Not my problem amigo. That kid’s having a fun day. Don’t spoil it. ❜

❛ —you guilt tripping me? ❜

#( ` ✕ machelies. )#gjsdfgkls goodbye this is so lat e

streetratted:

❝ you look… pale. are you even from around here? ❞

❛ nah. where i am from, though, you probably won’t want to visit. ❜

#( ` ✕ streetratted. )#replies thirty thousand years later

belated happy mother’s day.

#wow i am dead i havent been on here for so long #( ` ✕ realest motherfucker in the game. )

lmao what if i made a fuckign achilles from tsoa.

#a blog for a tiny gay demi-god with raging hormones.#perf.#( ` ✕ realest motherfucker in the game. )

i forgoty this blog existed oOP

#ANYWAY IM BACk i guess ??#haha #( ` ✕ realest motherfucker in the game. )

streetratted:

❝ thanks. it’s more about being street smart. you have to do what it takes to survive, y’know? ❞

❛ so i’ve heard. ❜

#( ` ✕ streetratted. )#hEYYY

streetratted

❛ you seem cool. —know how to prank people? ❜

#streetratted #chANDA I MISS YOU SO MUCH AHHH.#( ` ✕ starter. )

starter call??

#haha #( ` ✕ realest motherfucker in the game. )

just a dumb heads up yo

oKAY SO LIKE..... i’m gonna go to this hella cool seminar about writing in school!! bc the entire seminar takes up the whole day (8 am to 4 pm hahaha im gonna die) i’ll be off for two days, have a day off bc sunday!! then be off again for three days!! but hopefully i can use it at the later hours of the night ?? or maybe be on via data roaming?? idk haha /v\ tl;dr expect this blog to be a hella lot more inactive than it already is; if you’re wondering where i’m hanging out, i’m at bravadoes !!

#( ` ✕ realest motherfucker in the game. )

machelies:

‘ If I were to enumerate a list of good ideas, that’s the last thing I’ll mention. Actually, no. I won’t even mention it. That’s a bad idea. A very bad idea. Don’t —— ’