He a-a-ate my heart out.

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[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

Me neither. It’s hell. Porcelain white hell.

Agreed. I find it rather interesting that such dirty things happen within such clean walls, but I suppose bleach cannot harm things that are already white, and that’s the point.

Anyway.

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

Alright. But if you won’t go, I will. You need these meds.

Okay. I just very much do not want to be here anymore.

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

Mm. Not sure if I trust that.

I promise.

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

Why are we coming back.

My prescriptions can wait. I’ll be fine for one night.

[tenebrosetech]

Just evict us already.

[golgothasmoon]

Dirk here to say grumpy boy spotted.

Keep reading

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

Don’t worry too much. We’ll be safe and cozy in a hotel soon.

Alright.

[tenebrosetech]

Time to explore a hospital.

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

Ah, what a mood.  Better times are coming.

I sure do hope so.

[ascientistknits]

Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite  

[areslinkysart]

Judging from the way the stripes go, that scarf was knitted sideways. Meaning the person cast on 17 feet’s worth of stitches and knitted those 17 feet back & forth for three inches. I’m in awe.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The next Doctor’s costume looks great.

[radicalpolitics]

You forgot the best part

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

What.

I don’t know anymore, man.

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

Wow. I can’t believe this. Using me like this? 

You saw a Get Out Of Jail Free card and gobbled it up, not me.

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

You adore me.

At this point it’s more beneficial of me to do so, yes.

[tenebrosetech]

“Sio, why don’t you simply talk to Mal. From what we are led to believe, he is right there with you.”

Because I talk with my hands in quite an animated fashion, and my collarbone is broken. You see where I’m going with this.

[midori-n]

[tenebrosetech]

vitrioholic‌:

Ugh.

[cradilydeactivated-deactivated2]

did somebody say

cute boys