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with Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore

Episode 97: Under the Juggalant Canopy

Halle Kiefer and Dan Chamberlain, both beloved of the show and of G_D, are in the studio this week and we've all got so much to learn: neat facts shouted at us from the bleachers, what kind of beautiful dog we'd leave our families for, the deeply rooted anxieties of the american clown, how to swap a soup, a recipe for the biggest pancake in Indiana, and the best picnic aperitif to share beneath the historic Glen Canyon Juggalo/HumanAnt Canopy.

Hear more Halle @hallekiefer and more Danny Chambers @amfmpm.

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with Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore

Episode 95: Mary-Kate Plus Eight

Uh oh! Churlish little scamp James Dwyer is back and he's just full of beans! Beans and arena-based mock naval battles and camera balls and nut-do-nuts and shitting/crying garb cans and spray-on condoms and A WHOLE TUB OF GLUM. Glum for everybody! GLUM! GLUM! GLUM! GLUM!

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Episode 94: Tool Late, José

David Bluvband is in the studio this week, our last show of 2014 (Go '14 for it!), and oh god you can see his 'fish foot' through his body sock. That's not all you can see! Take an aural gander at our judgmental teeth, the Rockette's vulva-alt-world, and Dr. Amanda's Fantastimagical Subway Money Raffle. Happy New Year everyone!

You can follow David via twit-twit @bluvband

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Episode 93: Glass the Canyons

Caitlin Bitzegaio and Dan Glaser are with us this week which makes a party of four at a great little table high above the Colorado River on the plexiglass expanse of the New Grand Canyon Memorial Glass Coffee Table of America. Grab a chair, stake your claims, and hold my hand ;)

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Episode 92: The Working Poor

Granted, since we were shrunk down to minuscule size by our Dad's shrink ray it's been hard to navigate this public men's restroom, but Mike Scollins is here now and everything's gonna be fine. Avoid the uncircumcised horse, don't huff the rubber garbage spray and we'll all be A-OK. Home in no time. And if not, just gland-gas yourself and forget I promised we would be.

Don't forget to follow @mikescollins for real good fun you'll like!

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Episode 91: Pickle in the Straw

Take your tongue out and settle in, Diana Kolsky and Cory Palmer are in the studio this week, or at least their brains-in-tanks are. We got giants (with the guess what), we got Scream Wallets (with the you know who), and we got a whole nerf arena you can drunk drive in if you want (you know you do).

Safeword is "Rosebud."

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Episode 90: Thick Sky Country

Come little children and listen up now your time is a coming, and this'll be how. You'll yell and you'll scream, run up and down aisles, You'll kick backs of seats and you'll do it with smiles. But the KACKIT is watching. The KACKIT sees all. And when you're not looking, The KACKIT will fall from the overhead bin where your mom stowed her bag. The KACKIT will grab you, and off you'll be dragged to a part of the plane where no one must go to a black, freezing room only KACKIT-kin know. So settle down children and dry up those tears. Stop yelling, stop screaming, stop making noise here. For the KACKIT will hear you and take you away, deep in the dark, and your parents will say "Such a shame such a shame, it just isn't right. Oh 'twere our child back! Until then, though... This is such a nice flight."

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Episode 89: Not Today

Siobhan Thompson (!) is on Ten Ideas this week to do two things: use her iron talismans to keep the Fey at bay and gauge the worth places by how Narnia they are. And guess what? She's all out of iron talismans. You'll need a hot subway Barbicide shower to wash the stink of this one off you, babies. Listen up and find Siobhan @vornietom somewhere inside the twitterplex.

Ten Ideas

with Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore

Episode 88: A Saké for Daddy

You've heard of the animated classic They're Back! but WE'RE back?? Now I've typed everything. Ryan's out of the hospital (voluntary surgery re: face stuff) and Ten Ideas is back with a delightful little sassy-puss named James Dwyer. Give a listen, don't pollute.

James Dwyer's last tweet was on June 25th and you can read it here: https://twitter.com/jamesbdwyer

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with Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore

Episode 87: Ghaggots

Pat O'brien and Ben Wietmarschen are our guests this week and we got a corker. A real corker. What is this, a podcast or the mouth of a bottle of champagne, because all I see is a bunch of corks! JK, unless if by corks you mean a bunch of corn stealin' ghaggots. We're swimmin in those.

You can see Ben and Pat in their spectacular stage show Baseball Is America at the UCB Theater in New York on September 22nd at 8pm, click here for tickets.

Hey! If you like Ten Ideas you‘re gonna love Spooktacular Sounds for a Halloween Party. It's a handmade album of spooky sound effects that Taylor is making. Get yours here!

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with Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore

Episode 86: Somebody's Gotta Make the Fox Decompose

Tim and Tom from the seminal The Complete Guide to Everything podcast are our guests this week and boy oh boy is it fun. And by fun I mean A LOT of Elizabeth Warren talk, a prescription for Doctor Thunder's Healthy Baby Elixir and Unguent, Ryan thinks bottle scavengers are bugs not humans, and Tim sneaks onto a roller coaster to take indie before and after coaster pics. These guys are darlings or your money back.

Hey! If you like Ten Ideas you 're gonna love Taylor's cool new T-Shirt line and while you're drooling over that spend a few seconds humoring Ryan's desperate plea for donations.

Ten Ideas

with Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore

Episode 85: My Wife's Salad

This week, filmmaker, libertine and friend of the show Kirk Larsen shows us the front of his hands, the back of his hands, where the little boy made of pop tarts lives in his condo, what happens when you don't play by the rules, the future of barber vlogs, and just so much more. Start listening now; the pizza guy will be here soon.

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Episode 84: Jeff Foxworthy's 115th Dream

This week, New York Comedian James Dwyer plants his flag in the pliant mons pubis of Ten Ideas and makes naked the nascent racism in "Dixie", plumbs the depths of Jeff Foxworthy's prophetic under-mind, and buys loosie potato chips for all the tortles in his Fun-Drunk Colony. Sew your lips together and settle in; this is a good one.

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Episode 83: The Kelly Clarkzone

Tall wheelchairs, dolphin-cam robot articulators, beef sashimi, American Idol theme restaurant hostess training, jerky stew, another idea about meat, commuter simulation for mandatory ab havers, and a new way to....wait. Hold up. You got some boozefruit in your lip chimes. Other side. There ya go, you got it. What was I saying?

Pass.

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Episode 82: Klaus Von Stomptheyard

This week, Steve Theiss and Zack Willis of Dreamboat and the UCB will goosestep into your ears and then stomp the yard of your heart. From the Cambodian Killing Fields to the Basque of the Giraffe Half, everyone loves this episode of Ten Ideas. This is a good one.

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Episode 81: Your Bottom Front

Langan Kingsley and Aaron Jackson are in the Ten Ideas Cathedral today and they are dolling out liturgy after liturgy of great ideas that are gonna knock your ass back into the Gay Library where you belong. Try not to slip on the rosary beads, and don't step on Toko. He's a littl--oh dang man, you got Toko everywhere.

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No episode this week cause Ryan got Camel Fever.

Can we all stop kissing camels until this is over? I know I'm being a real Julia Roberts in The Normal Heart here, but let's make some good decisions, people!

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