Gifts from Jasmine

You scratch my back, I plate yours gold. Welcome to my alliance, would you like to enroll? A blood pact is what I expect. The only way out is to terminally eject. Just kidding. I joke a lot, as you can see. There are a lot of things you can expect from being friends with me. SO LET'S BE TOMODACHI ONEGAI SHIMASU!

[tennomegumi]

Partner in Crime (a.k.a. don't give Oikawa too much time to himself)

Oikawa: Let's commit a crime!

You: ...And why would we want to do that?

Oikawa: So I can stab you in the back!

You: (steps away slowly)

Oikawa: No! Seriously, listen! We'll go to court and then I'll get you off on community service picking up trash! (points both thumbs to himself) Get it?

You: Should I?

Oikawa: (slaps face) You always call me trash, so I've made an elaborate plan for you to "pick me up".

You: They locked you out of the practice room again, didn't they?

Oikawa: (sniffles)

[tennomegumi]

superdorkster wanted a love letter, so I gave her this!

The original was:

Yo,

It's Kuroo.

Not much to say, just wanted to see if you had time during the week to, you know, hang.

Kenma is ignoring me for this new game. I don't see the appeal.

So I'm strategically going to ignore him with something _I_ like too.

Take that.

Oh. Whoops. Cat's outta the bag, huh?

So... yeah?

[tennomegumi]

An SMS text version of the love letter I sent to settersexual as Sugawara Koushi from Haikyuu!!

Hope it isn't cheesier... XD

Original:

Dear Ginger-chan,

For a while now I’ve admired you.

Although you insisted that you didn’t deserve my kindness, it was I who never deserved yours.

I’m writing this to ask you out on a date. I know you only consider me as a friend, even though everyone tells me otherwise.

Please give me one chance to show you how much of a man I can be.

I was never going to write this letter… but, Jas-san has me at ballpoint.

As in, she is just about ready to spike a ball to my head if I don’t confess my feelings for you.

Sincerely yours,

Sugawara Koushi