I will possess ur ❤

Heels 6 inch Makes a boy wanna bite his lip Look, but don't touch Unless you want to lose your innocence

[faithfulxstories]

tequilafrappuccino:

But I’m just dying to know. You can’t keep me in suspense like this, Nick, it’s just cruel. My entire life hinges on this question, &etc.

So much suspense, I know. 

[tequilafrappuccino]

I can't even remember what we were talking about now, but I just know you were being annoying about whatever it was. Nice to know that part of your personality hasn't changed in four (five?) years. However long it's been.

Can I just add that it is so unsettling to know that you're only thirty minutes away from me right now.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[faithfulxstories]

tequilafrappuccino:

. ugh. I can’t argue with people who don’t have any shame. It’s not possible, and it’s certainly not any fun.

Fine. “Sebby” me to your heart’s content then, I suppose, if that’s what you need out of life.

Where are you living now? Far away from me, hopefully.

Once again Nicky Poo is victorious! 

You shall be Sebby and everything will be right in the world. I am in Long Beach but I spend most of my time away from home. What about you Smythester? Where are you located on the globe? 

[tequilafrappuccino]

I will never get over that you actually refer to yourself like that. With a straight face. Without any shame. It's mind-blowing, honestly.

You're in Long Beach? That's like .. less than half an hour from me. I'm in LA. What are the odds of--

OKAY, absolutely drawing the line at Smythester. You're just.. out of control over there. What happened to that Warbler decorum? Did you burn it all up on the beach?

I'm technically enrolled at Yale Law. I'm just taking a sabbatical right now. I needed a break, but I'll head back in the fall.

[onceawarbleralwaysajeff-blog]

tequilafrappuccino:

I didn’t say Adderall was sketchy. I’m sure he’s using it perfectly legitimately.

Oh, wow. Okay. How.. unexpectedly vagrant-y? Why are you basically homeless?

See, you say that, but I highly doubt that you aren’t making air quotes on your side of the screen.

Because I’m touring with a production of Chicago! You should come see a show! We’re in DC starting next week. What’re you up to in LA? Anything you can get away from?

[tequilafrappuccino]

.... Mm.

Oh, wow. Well, that's-- pretty impressive, actually. So it's a national tour? Who are you playing? Mm. I'll think about it. I like DC. Are there a lot of hot guys in your show? I suppose we could like .. do a dinner or something.

Technically I'm enrolled at Yale Law. I'm just .. taking a sabbatical right now.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[onceawarbleralwaysajeff-blog]

tequilafrappuccino:

Still. It just sounds so desperate. Who are these people and why are they so In need of five bucks?

… It didn’t go bad.

I mean, I feel like they get paid more than five bucks, Seb. And, you know…People need money?

It didn’t go too well, either.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Uh, yeah. Some kinds of people. Like .. dropout actors and homeless people. They're probably prime candidates for that kind of thing.

ANYWAY. I see you're still dying your hair! And it hasn't all fallen out yet from the chemical abuse. That's impressive!

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[jeffyxsterling-blog]

tequilafrappuccino:

.. I’m pretty sure I got most of it out of my system the last time I saw you.

Wait. LA? Seriously?

Thought there might have been some more built up. 

Uh yeah. I’m actually a model now. One of the few things you can do without graduating.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Well, there isn't. Maybe this is coming as a surprise to you (I guess?), but I haven't honestly thought about you much since then. Almost getting dragged down by your shit and expelled because of you left something of a bad taste in my mouth. Maybe I'm being petty, but-- nah, I'm just kidding, _definitely _being petty, but ask me if I care!

A model?

Of literally all the things I thought you might say, that was not one of them. How on earth did you fall into modeling? That's so .. wow, sorry, I just can't see it. Ex-military brat turned underwear model. Or do you do catwalks? I'm sorry-- wow, I really just can't. Hunter Clarington on a catwalk. This is too much.

[onceawarbleralwaysajeff-blog]

tequilafrappuccino:

Blaine’s perky in an endearing way. This Trey guy is on another level.. where I suspect he’s supported by lots and lots of adderall.

LA, and slightly annoyed at the moment because some guy with a comb-over just stole my cab, but otherwise good. You? Where are you living now?

Or…some people are just naturally enthusiastic? Why do you always have to go to the sketchy place, Sebastian?

Currently? Out of a suitcase in a hotel in Florida. I have an apartment in LA, in theory. I’ve only actually been there twice, and one of those I didn’t even spend the night.

[tequilafrappuccino]

I didn't say Adderall was sketchy. I'm sure he's using it perfectly legitimately.

Oh, wow. Okay. How.. unexpectedly vagrant-y? Why are you basically homeless?

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[onceawarbleralwaysajeff-blog]

tequilafrappuccino:

I’m naturally suspicious of helpful suggestions, so I’m going to interpret that as sarcasm. 

Yes, but I was Captain of the Warblers. That’s a very elite group. You just wouldn’t understand, Jeff.

Honest suggestion, man. People do it for our shows all the time. The person waiting in line makes some extra money, and the other person doesn’t have to spend their whole day in line. I’m pretty sure there’s even an app for it…

Yeah, but that didn’t go so well for you…You may just want to like…be glad. I mean, you’re not famous, but…you’re also not infamous.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Still. It just sounds so desperate. Who are these people and why are they so In need of five bucks?

... It didn't go bad.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[brandonxxtaylor-deactivated2017]

tequilafrappuccino:

Blaine? Is that you? Of course it is, I’d recognize those eyebrows anywhere. Mhm, the whole book, but it’s not that much of an accomplishment. Most of them are just from France. It is an adulting issue, isn’t it? Ugh, we’re adults now. It’s tragic how old we’re getting. Tomorrow I’m going to wake up and I’ll need an anti-aging serum.

And speaking of people who need aging serums– how the missus?

You lived in France for a while didn’t you? I kind of remember you telling me that. Did you go back just for visiting or vacationing? What are you up to now anyway? I don’t know about that, the older I get, the more I kind of get the whole age is just a number thing and it doesn’t really matter. You’re as young as you want to feel. I highly doubt that, you’re one of the last people that I can think of who could possibly need anti-aging serum.

I’m convinced that Kurt has bottled the fountain of youth in his moustizer or something. But Kurt’s wonderful and amazing. He’s so busy right now with work that he hasn’t had the time to full out the information that Trey requested of him. I even offered to fill it out for him and he put up this whole ‘oh no, I want to do it’. Once he has the time I’m sure he’ll be around. His career’s taken off and I’m so immensely proud of him. And I just realized after all that, I’m doing that babbling, gushing thing that my publicist said I need to work on. Sorry about that.

[tequilafrappuccino]

That I did. It's been a mix of both. I still have old primary school friends and an aunt back there, but I've been going to other cities too, not just Paris. Places I never had a chance to see back when I lived there. I spent a week in Versailles. That was probably one of the better trips. The nightlife in that city isn't what you'd expect at all, being just down the street from a literal palace. You'd think people would be stuffier.

Mm. You're too kind, Blaine. Are you feeling as young as you look these days?

Ah. Well, that's nice. You should let him know he can take his time. I'm sure Trey has more than enough to do, given how frequently he'd been sending mail to my actual house. I don't know what the point of giving him an e-mail address was, since he clearly owns stock in the postal service.

Don't worry about it. Gush away, and all that. I'm glad you guys are having a good time, for the record.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[jeffyxsterling-blog]

tequilafrappuccino:

Is that sarcasm? Did you honestly expect that I would be? You’re– you know what, never mind. No, Hunter, I’m actually thrilled to see you. How was juvie, by the way? Do they let you guys get your GEDs while you’re serving? I’ve always wondered how that worked.

How nice. Guess I’ll try and enlist before I need my next one just to avoid the hassle.

Come off it Smythe. You have something to say to me? Say it. Get it out. No use biting your tongue over it. You never did it before, why start now? Didn’t go. You know that. Never graduated high school or college. Straight into the service for a couple years. Now LA. 

[tequilafrappuccino]

.. I'm pretty sure I got most of it out of my system the last time I saw you.

Wait. LA? Seriously?

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[faithfulxstories]

tequilafrappuccino:

Nine-hundred times I’ve told you not to call me ‘Sebby’, Nick. That’s so great that you’re just.. persevering right along anyway.

Nine-hundred times I have not cared. I will continue to call you Sebby. Or maybe Sarcastic Sebby. 

[tequilafrappuccino]

. ugh. I can't argue with people who don't have any shame. It's not possible, and it's certainly not any fun.

Fine. "Sebby" me to your heart's content then, I suppose, if that's what you need out of life.

Where are you living now? Far away from me, hopefully.

[faithfulxstories]

tequilafrappuccino:

“You cool cats.” Do you and this Trey guy have weekly meetups where you get together to trade 1950s slang or is it just just because you come from the same small town in Ohio?

You will never know the actual answer to that question Sebby. Never. 

[tequilafrappuccino]

But I'm just dying to know. You can't keep me in suspense like this, Nick, it's just cruel. My entire life hinges on this question, &etc.

[faithfulxstories]

Woah internet, this is awesome. So for those of who you don’t know me, hi I’m Nick Duval. I am famously known for my amazing pranks in the halls of Dalton as well as all the chaos I created. I am a lover of all things pizza, and I also was a member of the Warblers. I now live in Long Beach, California flying planes for a living which is awesome cause I get to travel a lot and see cool things. Anyway, it’s nice seeing all you cool cats around, I mean we are like the radest group of people to ever face the Earth so let’s get to knowing each other. 

[tequilafrappuccino]

"You cool cats." Do you and this Trey guy have weekly meetups where you get together to trade 1950s slang or is it just just because you come from the same small town in Ohio?

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[faithfulxstories]

tequilafrappuccino:

Apparently you have to get a new passport photo taken if you’re renewing your old one. And I’ve filled up all the visa pages of mine, so now I have no choice except to wait in this literal hours-long line to get a new photo done. This is real life, total bullshit, people. I do not have time in my schedule for this today.

Oh, and– hi, or whatever. Sebastian Smythe. 

If you don’t know who I am, Trey should revoke your membership in this network because obviously you didn’t really go to Dalton.

Come on Sebby, life’s too short to be grumpy all the time. Some time in line will not kill you. 

[tequilafrappuccino]

Nine-hundred times I've told you not to call me 'Sebby', Nick. That's so great that you're just.. persevering right along anyway.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[jeffyxsterling-blog]

tequilafrappuccino:

.. Hunter. Wow. I didn’t realize they let non-graduates join this, but– well. That’s .. interesting.

Okay, rude. Number one, I am definitely not self-absorbed, but thanks for your unsolicited opinion. And have you never had to get a passport photo taken at a post office before? They have the shittiest lighting possible. NOBODY looks good.

What? Not excited to see me, Smythe?

Being former military has it’s perks. I got my last passport through them, so I did get to avoid the post office passport experience. Thank God.

[tequilafrappuccino]

Is that sarcasm? Did you honestly expect that I would be? You're-- you know what, never mind. No, Hunter, I'm actually thrilled to see you. How was juvie, by the way? Do they let you guys get your GEDs while you're serving? I've always wondered how that worked.

How nice. Guess I'll try and enlist before I need my next one just to avoid the hassle.

[brandonxxtaylor-deactivated2017]

I thought I would throw something out there into the universe or the social media page of Dalton Academy at least. I was so excited when Trey’s email showed up in my inbox. It’s been way to long since I’ve heard from anyone and god, life’s been crazy since Dalton. I’m literally sitting here going, holy…. how long ago was that?! Life’s funny that way, you realize just how far you’ve come since those red and blue blazers. But for those who don’t know me. I’m Blaine Anderson. I only went to Dalton for a couple years, well less cause it was half a semester for Freshman year and then Sophmore year. And then I was actually the Warbler’s coach for a time. So I might know a few of you that way. Seriously my time at Dalton was amazing and I have some of the best memories of the Warblers who did so much for me.  I don’t know if I ever said that? But realizing I might start gushing here about the acapella group and this is already way to long for anyones liking, sorry yeah, that hasn’t changed much. Looking forward to hearing from everyone!

-B.A.

[tequilafrappuccino]

.. Oh my god, you literally signed it and everything. I feel like I just hit your LinkedIn profile and accidentally clicked on your cover letter.

[onceawarbleralwaysajeff-blog]

Anyone else feel the need to apologize for calling Blaine “too perky” back in the day?

(Just kidding, Trey! I’m stoked, too!)

Anyway, where/how is everybody?!

[tequilafrappuccino]

Blaine’s perky in an endearing way. This Trey guy is on another level.. where I suspect he’s supported by lots and lots of adderall.

LA, and slightly annoyed at the moment because some guy with a comb-over just stole my cab, but otherwise good. You? Where are you living now?

[tequilafrappuccino]

Mm. Well, this is obnoxious.

[onceawarbleralwaysajeff-blog]

tequilafrappuccino:

Apparently you have to get a new passport photo taken if you’re renewing your old one. And I’ve filled up all the visa pages of mine, so now I have no choice except to wait in this literal hours-long line to get a new photo done. This is real life, total bullshit, people. I do not have time in my schedule for this today.

Oh, and– hi, or whatever. Sebastian Smythe. 

If you don’t know who I am, Trey should revoke your membership in this network because obviously you didn’t really go to Dalton.

Why don’t you just hire someone to stand in line for you, Smythe? 

Also, you realize that this group includes people who graduated Dalton before you even showed up, right? Not everyone knows you.

[tequilafrappuccino]

I’m naturally suspicious of helpful suggestions, so I’m going to interpret that as sarcasm. 

Yes, but I was Captain of the Warblers. That’s a very elite group. You just wouldn’t understand, Jeff.