Fate doesn't care about plans

31 and still in my awkward teenage years.

[tequilasmockingbird]

Oh hey it’s been a few years.

Here’s one from our summer mountain stay, fam of five checking in!

[rosespell]

[tequilasmockingbird]

time marches on

I was feeling nostalgic and wanted to look at posts from my late twenties, and I think it's been about a year and a half since my last post.

Anyway here's what I've been up to:

Finally got pregnant at the absolute worst time, on a personal, professional, and global level lol. Hands down the hardest year of my life (even without the pandemic), but also the most joyful. This little babe wakes up smiling every morning and that's enough for me :)

[verysmallgirl]

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

[spacehunter-m]

@cubern

[creepsandcrawlers]

[dogmurderer]

[rosespell]

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[catchymemes]

Animal Reviews!

Source: facebook.com

[possessedbytheskies]

[wondrousworld]

Mt. Fuji, Japan by Andrew Fan

[gracemuckenfuss]

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[tequilasmockingbird]

Deleted fb and twitter because I can’t escape the babies and “I’m surprised how fast I got pregnant!” posts.

At least no one talks about babies and parenthood on tumblr.

The worst people I know can just, procreate, and we’re over here holding our breath every time I’m a day late.

[llleighsmith]

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

[violent-darts]

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

[chewedcorn]

Stupid Clam!

[stupidgayslut-deactivated202603]

I get this is supposed to be a funny comic but this is literally what manipulative people do to their victims

[tequilasmockingbird]

Why even get married if your husband won’t go to a wig brunch with you