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oh hi again, it’s fun to browse my 20’s on this blog and think about how time is a flat circle. Three goofy geese later (hard as hell to get pregnant with the first two and the third just fuckin ARRIVED right before the vasectomy so he really wanted to be here), one mortgage, one genetic counseling appointment that fast tracked me to mammogram/colonoscopy/MRI I can get ahead of ‘schedule,’ trying to get my mom bod into a strong bod, and also I crochet most nights now. I have a crochet insta @onestitchatatime_srs

anyway, it’s a trip seeing who I was and what I cared about 10-15 years ago and how some of that HAS NOT CHANGED lol, lmao even.

#gpoy #Spotify

Oh hey it’s been a few years.

Here’s one from our summer mountain stay, fam of five checking in!

#gpoy kinda #she looks a lot like me #but she’s got so much moxie!

rosespell

#forever reblog #forever relevant #I last reblogged this like four years ago and it’s still true!!!

time marches on

I was feeling nostalgic and wanted to look at posts from my late twenties, and I think it's been about a year and a half since my last post.

Anyway here's what I've been up to:

Finally got pregnant at the absolute worst time, on a personal, professional, and global level lol. Hands down the hardest year of my life (even without the pandemic), but also the most joyful. This little babe wakes up smiling every morning and that's enough for me :)

#Gpoy #i mean it’s kind of a pic of me lmao #2011/2012/2013/2014 were such simpler times #Now all I post on any social media are funny tweets or a monthly pic of my baby on insta

verysmallgirl

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

spacehunter-m

@cubern

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

homophobic

cursed image

groupthinker

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

shantpat-deactivated20200415

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.