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my name is eiza and i could be your slightly (super) cringey comfort millennial 💃🏻

dm @ felizbreakup if you’re interested !

#dulce apariencia.#sat:intro #sat:selfie #good morning i’m ready to be a pest #/ i messaged some people and will keep doing it today please check spam <3

didn't think kentucky was a real place but i am in it

forcing my dog to listen to my singing as punishment for destroying one of my plants

football phase over, see you guys again in four years

despazito

#genuinely

attended a birthday party last weekend and i still have leftover cake because i lied and said my plus one couldn't make it so they let me take home an extra slice for them (i did not have a plus one)

nosferhawktuah

MAMACITA GOT ME EXCITED // CANT WAIT TO SEE YA

#respectfully charlie can't flop under my watch guys

vomitwhor3s

300 shots of tequila for the princess

#alcohol

kat dennings on tiktok is singlehandedly keeping me alive

sooo sleepy and sore again but what's new

stuckinapril

angling myself away from people so that they don’t look at my phone screen and see me writing 4 paragraphs about my feelings on my notes app

#i should to start doing this #writing my feelings on my notes app that is #not angling myself away so people don't read it #if you read it and get whiplash that's on you i'm sorry

i need to stop logging on every time mexico plays in the world cup only but if we win tonight everybody owes me a kiss, it's a fifa rule

winning first place in the heaviest eyelids competition cause i’m so sleepy

kisxmesoft

it’s time everybody 🙂‍↕️

#i’ll be waiting for the screenshots

you think you can just reblog where anakin and padme had an infamous talk about sand and me not NOTICE???

me and you getting married in naboo when?

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