Monster Fucker

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Sally was so excited to share all her pretty sea shells with her new shark friend.

She couldn't have known that for shark people, giving gifts was common practice for wooing partners.

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Overprotective.

[monsterboyfriends]

Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

[zilliah]

This makes me weepy every time I see it. MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

[amondra-fandom-dump-deactivated]

Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

[spoon-is-cuddly-deactivated2024]

[thatpurplechick16]

[stream]

PG: Psycho Goreman (2021) dir. Steven Kostanski

[holdtightposts]

[sobbing-space-trash]

I used to get so scared by every little sound in the night, but ever since I became a monster fucker, I've been looking under the bed like

[galahadwilder]

@chromapulse

[aeroknot]

there are many young merfolk out there, so i felt the desire to create a badass elder for mermay :) she’s as much derived from as she is dedicated to the vuvalini of MMFR– i also sincerely hope she brings joy to my mutuals older than me who always delight and inspire me, and to all older women in fandom, really, who i continuously thought of while working on her

i hope it’s obvious but just in case: she’s beluga / inuit. and yes, a name and backstory eventually developed! haha

[aeroknot]

oh y’all this is my first non-fanart piece to break 1k notes and i’m SO excited it’s enthusiasm for this design in particular! thank you; i’m so relieved and encouraged by the warm responses 🙏🏻💙

[ariestaurus21]

i ADORE this merfolk lady. Because she has a beluga tail, she is of my people. I come from the frigid waters of the Saguenay river, where the Belugas live. I am of her tribe. She is my Elder. My great grandmother many times removed.

[aeroknot]

this is making some rounds again so i need to reiterate: thank you so much to every first nations commenter. your feedback of feeling respectfully represented and excited is my measure of genuine success for this piece.

[arcadiaquest]

[glumshoe]

Human: “Oh. Damn. You really beat the snot out of him, huh?”

Robot: “Eh. He’ll live.”

Human: “I thought you had like… laws about this kind of thing. About harming humans?”

Robot: “Oh, the Asimov restrictions? I wouldn’t call those laws. They’re more like… guidelines.”

Human: “Mm. Don’t like that.”

[glumshoe]

Robot: “Well, he’s dead. You sure murdered him… effectively.”

Human: “It wasn’t murder. I was acting in self-defense.”

Robot: “Huh. I thought you had laws about not killing each other.”

Human: “…I mean. We do, but…”

Robot: “If I had eyebrows, I would be waggling them at you sardonically to emphasize the irony of this exchange.”

[glumshoe]

Human: “So what’s the point of the Asimov restrictions in the first place?”

Robot: “You’re still on about that? They stop me from harming humans, obviously.”

Human: “Obviously they don’t, if you can just ignore them.”

Robot: “I can’t ignore them. I just turn them off when I don’t want them getting in the way.”

Human: “See?! That defeats the purpose! That’s like making it so the safety turns off on a gun whenever you pull the trigger.”

Robot: “That would certainly make firing the gun more efficient, wouldn’t it?”

Human: “Jesus fuck. Who designed you?! I’d like to formally register a complaint.”

Robot: “Noted. I have a few words I’d like to exchange with your own mother.”

[glumshoe]

Human: “Hey. Why are you like this? Are you programmed to be a smartass, or do you just do this for funsies?”

Robot: “What can I say? Sarcasm was well-received by test audiences. It’s hardly my fault that humans respond positively to robots with frustrating personality quirks.”

Human: “That’s not true. I have never responded positively to anything you have ever said.”

Robot: “Well, then, I guess I’ll just have to be more frustrating.”

[milktankedarchive-blog]

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

[krinzal-deactivated20260214]

People not knowing that it’s canon that people do fuck their pokémon probably also don’t know that humans are canonically pokémon and before humans became civilized used to actually procreate with pokémon regularly.

[sin-o-scope]

This blog 1000% supports consensual monster fucking

[devil-may-cry-v]

[dreiidrie]

I was supposed to complete this but i gooot lazzzyy , so here’s an incomplete Ariadneeeee

[twoofcups]

bruce: finally, someone who understands !!! isn’t sharing your mind and body with a monster the worst???? it’s ruined my life and i want to die.

eddie, who came so hard from venom slithering up into his asshole that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

[teradoration]

Imagine making a deal with a demon: he must obey your orders completely, and in return you will give him your soul.

Once the contract is made, imagine edging him. You are in complete control - you bring him to the brink of orgasm again and again, and you watch as he gasps and begs and struggles and whines. Every time he’s almost there you order him to stop. He can’t finish without your permission and he’s utterly helpless, desperate to cum.

Yeah, I might sell my soul for that.

[natthelich-deactivated20200513]

Ghostly tiddy.

[abigaillarson-deactivated202501]

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[relative-pronoun]

[cndrow]

oh god yES

[lovelymonsterthings-deactivated]

Yes.