none of you are free of sin

for all intents and purposes, we are a joke.

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imagine you find connoreatspants in your house, he is eating all your food. you are unbothered, as this a completely normal occurrence.

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hello! i just wanted to let y’all know that we take submissions for terrible imagines too!

so by all means, please send them in c:

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imagine the entire smp becomes jack manifold

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<3

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its so crungly, itlooks like hes gonna walk into my house, eat my empty cans of sprite, and walk out with my dog (affectionate)

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<3

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hello! i just wanted to let y’all know that we take submissions for terrible imagines too!

so by all means, please send them in c:

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imagine you want to play a game, but god said sapnap hot

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hello! i just wanted to let y’all know that we take submissions for terrible imagines too!

so by all means, please send them in c:

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Imagine you are in a plane with Wilbur Soot, except it’s not the kind he has a license for. He fucking crashes into a mountain and you die.

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Imagine you are dumpster diving and you find Philza Minecraft

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Imagine sitting in silence when suddenly Eret says, unprompted, "I would like to sleep in a coffin."

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Imagine you are Karl Jacobs and there is an earthquake.

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Imagine talking with Eret and he just looks at you dead in the eyes and says, "I would kill a Victorian child."

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Imagine you are hanging out with the Dream SMP, and Wilbur asks if Bad has cake, and Eret answers "Of course Bad has cake, he eats so many muffins."