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golgoterror​:

Not yet at least…

Don’t get your hopes up.

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golgoterror​:

GET BACK IN MY HEAD!!! 

Never left, bud.

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Im not flirting with dirk ok sometimes you just need to give your best bro a big ol smooch but in a straight way you know how it is.

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Sure you do.

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golgoterror​: 

Im embarrassed to be seen in public with you.

It’s nice to see things are still business as usual.

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golgoterror​: 

*Hits you with a stick!* BACK!! *Hits you with a stick!* BACK I SAY! *Hits you with a stick!* *Hits you with a stick!* *Hits you with a stick!*

Harder, Daddy.

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You’re right. I’m not He Who Shall not be Named. I actually come when called. And this is my real estate. Stay out of the way, fucker.

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Revenge is a dish best served moist.

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golgoterror​: 

Youve got nary a person to blame but yourself.

Nope. This is all on you, bro. I am what you make me. And we all know what me being blue means.

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Oh you have got to be shitting me. I’m fucking blue now.

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golgoterror​: 

Why is there tumblr in my brain what evil dastardly god decided i was deserving of this. 

Do you really want me to say it? Right out here in the open where everyone can see it?

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golgoterror​: 

IM NOT CONCUPISCENT NOR INTENDING TO PLAY ANY COUCH QUAIL CANT A FELLA JUST LIKE SOME BLUE LADS AND LASSIES WITHOUT NEEDING HIS CORN GROUND I MEAN REALLY DO YOU SEE A DRAGON MUCH LESS ME RIDING IT UP ST GEORGE???? 

Do you really want me to answer that? Cause I see a pretty saintly dude at the grinding stone, and there are some mythological creatures that might want to have a go at him near a feathered couch with a weird bobby thing dangling off it.

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Jake, if you have something you need to take care of, please do so in private. Not everyone wants to see that.

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If you think this is bad, imagine how I feel.

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golgoterror​: 

#I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!

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golgoterror​: 

HOUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 #*Sprays you with water* GET BACK! BACK I SAID!

I have no idea what that is supposed to sound like, and I frankly, do not give a fuck. I’m too busy enjoying shower time. 

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golgoterror​: 

Hm yes quick question whats the opposite of pspspsps?

There is the minutest sliver of a chance I’m wrong, but I don’t think there is one. pspspsps is for life, whether you meant to do it or not.

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How can I come, when I’m already here?

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golgoterror​:

So we each get a 1/10?

*10/10 0s are unlimited, Jake. You don’t have to be sparing with their usage.