Tessatarian

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Doctor, she/her, wife, been on tumblr for 11 years now Lololol

[redstonedust]

not gonna lie chief i feel like people are gonna ask me how im doing in like 2057 and i'd still be like "yeah idk i guess im still finding my footing after the covid pandemic haha you know how it is"

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[s]

whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant

[littledarkman]

are you sure about the ant part

[s]

yeah otherwise they’d just call it deodor. I know what I’m talking about

[my-ny]

House MD + text posts pt. ∞

Bonus:

[beyondspock]

[thiawen]

I already respected the man, but I feel like since we lost him I’m constantly seeing lore like this from before I was born that I had no clue about. And I just adore him even more.

One of those ironic tragedies of a man being even more beloved after he’s gone, at least for me.

💙✨🖖✨💙

[jesterjamz]

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

[jesterjamz]

it creached

[linesonwhite]

So, like, I started drawing Donkey Kong, and then before I knew it I ended up here.

I just, uh

I needed something for him to crush.

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[riverselkiesing]

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

[apfel-strudelz]

TMP Spocko with his fuckass bob

[pixelartpeach]

[pixelartpeach]

[ryukiki]

[phantomrose96]

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[memehex]

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[sea-salted-wolverine]

yeah, it was after the part where Bob nearly kills his boss at the insurance company for denying claims

[mf-dude]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[drtanner]

This cat is so, so friendly and stoked to be there, though! Look at all the leaning and rubbing on people and things, the upright question mark tail; this is a very cuddly cat who wants attention, lmao. 💜

[mobilesuitgudang]

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?