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the high I get when someone asks "hey, does anyone have [thing they need]" and I do have it

if I had a nickel for every former f1 driver with a three-letter name that begins with J who were deadbeat fathers to their firstborn sons that they abused/let be abused (sons who would surpass their f1 careers significantly) and then went off to build a new life with new kids who they treated a hundred times better than their first-born sons whose careers they had no trouble benefitting from post their own f1 careers...I would have two nickels.

which isn't much but it's incredibly fucked up that it's happened twice.

#I could draw parallels endlessly I'm great at that #I'm not saying jan is as bad as jos but I will never like that man #also kevin and max both being double girl dads means a lot to me especially because of their dads #kevin magnussen #max verstappen #formula 1 #f1

Yeah, I'm not too hopeful about the CoD movie either. Their cast is quite literally made up of actors who could and should reprise their roles, just on the big screen.

I'd rather not see Jacob Elordi as Ghost, please God no. 😭

truly bury me six feet under before the movie comes out if they fill the cast with A-list actors. I don't need racist asshole mark wahlberg as price when barry sloane is right there

#I will only accept the VA cast or some no-names pulled from theatre #no in-betweens please #call of duty #cod modern warfare

I'm not even a diehard COD fan and I don't have strong opinions on what the movie is going to look like (or maybe I do) but truly it gives me chills to think about who they're going to cast to play those characters.

get ready for fucking...jacob elordi as ghost.

#modern warfare movie is going to unmask simon riley and he will look like someone who makes tiktoks #i just know it #call of duty

"how much do you hate being an inconvenience to other people"

I couldn't get my package out of a parcel locker today so I sent them a ticket through customer service but it didn't say anything about it going through and the chat log didn't show it either so I did it again like ten minutes later but the second I sent that one through, I got the email saying they had registered my first ticket and were moving my package to a different locker and now I feel like I've been the worst person that customer service worker has ever had to deal with in their entire life.

#julia from customer service if you're out there I am so sorry #please forgive me I did not mean to be a karen I swear

pickford playing every ball long is the reason england lost this game by the way.

#genuinely what the fuck #the worst 1-0 defense I've ever seen #world cup #I'm unbiased in this match-up that was just infuriating to watch

seeing iker casillas next to sergio ramos on tv is dangerous to my mental health

#suddenly it's 2012 again and I'm emotional #it's capi and mini capi #iker casillas #sergio ramos #world cup

and if I say it does something to my psyche that kevin's first win in years is technically under the german flag...then what

#I will always find the red string #always #haasbands #hulknussen #kevin magnussen #nico hulkenberg

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME MY GUY JUST WON

#crying like a baby right now don't look at me #kevin magnussen #wec

and now it dawns on me that I had fully forgotten the terror of losing the lead of a race

#please 15 don't explode #please I beg of you #kevin magnussen #wec

kevin magnussen I know that ABR sponsorship has given us so much but for the love of god, stop with these horrible fucking helmet designs

#I need them gone #they look like AI generated slop #and the massive sponsor tag makes it even worse #kevin magnussen

a note to all big brothers: please love your younger siblings. love them so clearly they can't mistake it. please, love them.

I'M DYING

LELLO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

"I saw his body". please lello, tell us more about how much you appreciate the body of your teammate. please tell us how he could beat up the miserable POS that is noah gragson. please I'm begging you keep this up. never get PR training.

#this was in response to a post talking about how noah wanted to punch kevin #I think we all agree noah's pussy ass wouldn't have even landed one punch before kevin would've knocked him out #lello adores kevin so much it's adorable #certified sweetheart kevin magnussen somehow continues to intimidate racing drivers #this drama has done wonders for my mental health #kevin magnussen #raffaele marciello #nascar #wec

PSA half man is a really fucking hard show to get through when you are also nicknamed bambi

#bambi is hard enough to get through when you're nicknamed bambi #half man will just send you down an existential spiral #half man #richard gadd

real recognize real. lello would've thrown hands.

#in love with how much lello adores kevins dgaf attitude #they are a chaos duo and I love them for it #kevin magnussen #raffaele marciello #nascar #wec

the reason noah gragson got in kevin's face after the race has nothing to do with him being pushed on track and has everything to do with the fact that kevin's name would bring a lot of press attention to him after what was otherwise a forgettable performance from him.

and no one can convince me otherwise.

#the “confrontation” was literally just noah being a whiny kid and not even saying anything #of course kevin is going to tell him to fuck off #“why did you push me” dude you KNOW why stop being a prick for no reason #(also if I say kevin was partly so annoyed because noah is a racist trump-loving piece of shit would I be wrong)#kevin magnussen #nascar

there's something so dystopian about watching a winter sport event where one of the main sponsors is an ammunition company while the world is being bombed and shot all around us

#I'd rather they bring back the tobacco and alcohol sponsors #ski jumping #ski flying

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