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joowee's NSFW sideblog. Minors DNI (he/him • 19 • mostly reblogs, hornyposts and occasionally vents I think are too heavy for my main)

[tethussy]

💥💥💥

[tethussy]

tee hee ^_^

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[tethussy]

phantom boner

[tethussy]

why do i wanna suck dick so badly rn

[tethussy]

dildo up my ass ❤️

[tethussy]

am i a good boy🥺🥺

[tethussy]

i really have been wet for the entirety of today wow

[random-brushstrokes]

Yves Brayer (French, 1907 - 1990) - Nu aux bras levés

[hemipenal-system]

the dragon stables are hiring a new sex toy if anyone wants to apply

[hope-system-reblogs]

[harsh-noise]

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[tethussy]

being allo fucking sucks because i actually need and desire sex with people

[tethussy]

How to know I need to Get My Idiotic Ass off of tumblr and Go The Fuck To Bed Already:

[tethussy]

being allo fucking sucks because i actually need and desire sex with people

[tethussy]

boys only know one word and it's #waow

[tethussy]

hairy as fuck teth