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louis . 25 . he/him . white . 🔥T4T & FAT4FAT FOREVER🔥 i share a lot and post both sfw and nsfw (with warnings) here to keep the rent low. don't follow if you're under 18 or a nonce please and thank you ✌️

[jame7t]

wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now

sorry to hear that undertale

[kushblazer666]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pantheratigrisaltaica]

for those curious, this is joanne, a 15-year-old sumatran tiger currently living at phoenix zoo. it's very sweet to see her playing and tumbling around like this at her age -- she's got some people taking care of her if she still has this energy at that age.

i did see some users in the notes who were concerned about her looking 'scrawny', or wondering if she's maybe a juvenile -- far from it! at 15, joanne is very much considered a geriatric tiger; she's a grandma. she is, however, a sumatran tiger (panthera tigris sumatrae) -- sumatrans are the smallest extant subspecies of tiger, built more for the sweltering jungles of sumatra than the blistering cold of the amur river or the dense forests and mangrove swamps of south asia.

when you're used to seeing amur or amur-bengal hybrid ('generic') tigers on television or online, most of which are often overfed and overweight, a sumatran is going to look a bit weird, but joanne looks to be in wonderful shape -- look at those muscles flex and that coat shimmer when she moves! that's a healthy old lady for sure. props to joanne's keepers for taking such good care of her.

[tumbwr]

[tumbwr]

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

[threeheadedsewerrat]

The only reason why tenna is so skinny in chapter3 is because she is having the single most stressful timeof her life

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

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[regnbagshaj]

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[the-rodgulhaj]

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[betamash]

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[korvax404]

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[cr0w1zd3d]

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[silly-fi5h]

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[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

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[byrdiboo]

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[skyporf]

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[joy-and-whimsy-official]

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[everythingisprincesspeachy]

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[filez34]

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[moonlit-dreamers]

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[ayyy-imma-ninja]

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[postergirlfornothing]

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[contractedcontractor]

Why are bad things happening to mutuals. Nothing bad should ever happen to mutuals. Stop. #ilovemymutuals

[oddthedreamer]

is this drawing self indulgent?? yuuuuuuuup just for me in fact :^)

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[vanglaggle]

comm for @orinmothwings !!

commissions open!!! 👠

[thesuperyapper]

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

[sovietnam]

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[snowslugs]

tenna beating the heat and his meat 👍

(cw: masturbation, sweat, chode 😋)