Sex Toys and Miscellany

Just a place to post pictures of my toys. NSFW. Obviously. (18+)

[tevetoys]

I’ve been pretty inactive on the dong front lately because of shitty life stuff being shitty but couldn’t resist snapping up one of these Maw preorders from @qimera and, well, look how freaking amazing it turned out.

Worth every penny and then some. You should consider getting one when the full release happens - seriously, look at it. 

[kuduvoodoo]

ANNOUNCEMENT

After not having access to service for the past few days, we finally have a moment to update you all on how things are. Hurricane Harvey made landfall as a category 4, our town was in the direct path. Our home, which housed our workshop was completely lost to the storm. We have had to flash move into our new home, and luckily did not lose too many belongings. We are without electricity or water and have moved into a shop that is not at all prepared to house our equipment. Our area is devastated, so much has been lost and it will take time to rebuild. We could be without power for weeks. This puts a complete halt to all of our outgoing orders. We will do our best to get inventory orders out as soon as the postal service in our area is running again. If there are any concerns with the wait times on orders, please feel free to contact us at [email protected].

We are battered, bruised and there have been many tears, but we are alive and ready to recooperate as soon as possible.

Thank you for your patience.

The Kudus

[damnaverage]

The Squishpocalypse has arrived!

All of my mystery critters are now available exclusively at https://damnaverage.com/

To bring in The Squishpocalypse I have a small handful of glitter critters (glcritters?) and confetti critters (confritters!) for sale, as well as all of the random critter listings, including the grab bags. If there’s a great turnaround I’ll try to get some more Glcritters and Confritters made and listed later on.

As you may well be aware, my grab bags got taken down from Etsy a while back. I swapped over most of my critters to a last-chance-made-to-order-choose-your-colors for their last run on Etsy. I have now removed all of those. If you’re waiting on a critter order on Etsy you will still receive it, no worries there, I am just providing a location where buyers can get them in all of their surprise mystery random goodness.

The loss of grab bags and mystery critters was actually monetarily devastating and has had an impact on the inflow of new material and resulted in additional delays on orders. Not that I wanted to say that at any point but yeah, there it is. You will also notice an overuse of terms like surprise, and random, and mystery, and that is entirely my bitterness. :) Send me a little sweetener. Not sugar, because insulin problems, but…

So anyway, that much aside, go here, get the critters you always wanted, get the grab bags you’ve been waiting on, let us do the celebration with the Squishpocalypse!

[tevetoys]

Congrats on the new site!!

[chimaerosexual]

little early birthday present for myself :D <3 <3 mini super surprise reptilian based on a dragonfruit

[exotic-erotics]

There are some inspirations that make you wonder why nobody asked for them sooner! This suits the Reptilian so well.

-X

[tevetoys]

It's so cute. ;-;

[damnaverage]

With Regards to Drama

Knock it off. I don’t have the time, nor the energy, to be dealing with this directly or indirectly. Do not bring it on my lawn, do not come to my door with it, do not pass go and do not collect $200. Leave me out of it.

W/ regards to people assuming things about marbles: No, I’m not pleased to have people knocking off named colors+styles for certain themes and it is my prerogative to feel that. However, I understand people will do as they please and it is not my problem. Again, I have neither the time nor energy for this. I’m not here to coddle people. I just want to be left alone to do my work.

[damnaverage]

Couple things up, as I am going through and packing up orders for shipping and realizing…stuff. Like this mystery Taf that I wrote down and now…have no idea why. Good to feel a little unstable sometimes (it’s not at all).

I have a very sudden sale happening, something about shipping orders vs health insurance. Going by coupon codes this round, which should be on the right side during checkout. (Not sure about on mobile, in app, or as a guest account though? there will be a place for it somewhere though)

“suddensale” is 10% off $50+ “hahabills” is 15% off $100+

And that is set to expire on June 1st.

So have a look! Still got a good few handfuls of last chance critters. and the shop is otherwise mostly populated by my selection of devils. Mmm, devils.

[tailsnportholes]

Update

Taking a break from silicone and customs has done wonders for my mental health.

I have begun working on my silicone mermaid tail, been shifted to full time at work, and just in general have been practicing the self care my therapist recommended. It’s been wonderful.

I will be going to Biggest Little Fur Con ar the beginning of June. I’ve made quite a few toys to drop in the shop. Expect those sometime after the con. I plan to tentatively continue to make and drop toys in the shop occasionally. No customs, all premades. There my be some price shifts for certain styles as well, but I haven’t put too much thought into that yet.

💙💙💙

[monstermaxim-blog]

My shop will be put into vacation mode starting May 24th while I have that surgery that I was supposed to have back in January. Shop will probably be closed for about two weeks. 

Thank you! to everyone that has supported me and my little shop. It means a lot to me.

[tevetoys]

Hope it all goes well!

[pfcreations]

A small wave of medium firmness toys has arrived. The Rei is an exception (00-30/Soft, a bit of an aberration for Rei which is typically softer), and it’s not two Reis but the same one in a color change pigment! ;)

Check ‘em out at the Etsy shop: PhoenixflameForge

[damnaverage]

Your MM's said 4-6 weeks. Why did you say 4-6 when you don't mean to mail them until June? Also, only your last call MM's said they would (maybe) be June.

I meant to have made better progress on them. When it became unfeasible that orders would be out by that timing I updated it generally to (maybe) June. This information has always been public.

Marbled March is historically full of delays. I was open about that. Shit happens. A lot of shit happened. I have been extremely open about everything this year, from the fact that there would probably be unexpected delays, to the delays when they happened, to posting information publicly about prolonged wait times, to reminders when folks start getting antsy.

Everyone gets their orders. I am not ripping people off. I am one person. I have had a pretty shitty past couple months. And I’ve been overt about that.

[tevetoys]

Does everyone see this anon? Do not be this anon.

[damnaverage]

Reminder On Marbled March Stuff

(It isn’t scheduled to ship until June)

Have a few messages which is a-okay (thank you to people treating me like a person in your inquiries), just want to put a pause to the incoming wave of them I sense. I am workin. It is (always) slow, but we will get there.

[damnaverage]

Random critters are a no-go. Other sellers take heed: “Mystery,” and “surprise” (random colored) listings cannot be accommodated and your listings may get taken down too. You need to photograph the exact item you’re selling. How this makes sense against made to order items that cannot be specifically photographed ahead of time, I have no idea.

Worry not my amazing friends and followers, the Squishpocalypse is coming. Your mystery critters and grab bags will not be gone for long.

[pfcreations]

Why is micro Rei so expensive if its only the size of a squishy??

It’s about half an inch bigger than a squishy and surprisingly, occupies a considerably higher volume of silicone! It’s pretty amazing how much of a difference that .5 inch makes.It’s also priced higher because:

-Complex mold that usually wrecks the master print in order for me to extract it safely without damaging the mold. Printing material used is neither cheap nor fast to replace.

-Individually poured in a unique firmness not used on dildos, whereas Guardians/Dicklets are generally made alongside other products. More time spent overall on each Rei… virtually identical to any other two color, full size toy!

-Rei is both slightly larger and heavier than two pocket penetrable models I own from another company, priced only slightly higher than a single-color toy from said company.

-Danger of breaking mold core (thus forcing me to discard a solid silicone mold) every time I cast a Rei. I broke one after just two castings.

(Bronze/Black Rei is a mold murderer!)

[tevetoys]

Friendly reminder that a lot more than just raw silicone goes into making your toys. Please be respectful to makers.

[kuduvoodoo]

Also introducing our newest member to our egg line up! The Beast Seed! A plant based egg with beautiful leaf details and small bumps on it’s tip. For those whole like a little more organic fantasy! You can now find custom Beast Seeds in the shop!

[pfcreations]

Rule #1 of Florida Living: Never put your hands any place you can’t see into.

Rule #2 of Florida Living: Do not boop the snake snoots.

Wait… that’s not a snake. That’s a dragon! A noodle-y one to be sure, but definitely a dragon.

Addendum to Rule #2: Do not boop the dragon snoots. But maybe if you’re respectful enough, they’ll use a bit less tooth…

[tevetoys]

I need it

[tailsnportholes]

Two mini leviathans. One in teal, black and green, and one in teal, black and coral. 

[tailsnportholes]

Pictures of the final orders will be posted in a little bit. All final orders will be boxed and put in the mail today. In the upcoming weeks I’ll be posting the premades in the shop. I will also be attending Biggest Little Fur Con and will be giving them a couple of toys for the charity auction. Thank you all for your follows and patronage. Maybe one day I’ll feel comfortable with reopening, but as of now the stress is just too much. Occasionally I’m sure I’ll feel like pouring pretty toys, I will post pictures of those here and link to the Etsy listings if they’re for sale (or just the pictures if they were for a friend). I hope everyone has a happy Easter.