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[texaschild19-blog]

JEAR DESUS SOMEONE JUST KILL ME

I PUT PEPPER IN THE GOTDAM COOKIES INSTEAD OF SALT

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GUYS HELP I DONT THINK NOODLES ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS HELP THEY ARE SO ANGRY

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 hELp SO WE WERE AT THE MOVIE THEATER AND WE HAD JUST STARTED TO LEAVED WHEN I TOLD MY DAD “no stap i have to piss just let me get out here” AND HE PARKED RIGHT AT THE CURB AND I OPENED THE DOOR BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS A CURB THERE AND I GOT OUT AND RIGHT BEFORE I SALUTED MY BROTHER AND SAID “Goodbye cruel world” AND THEN I FUCKING TRIPPED AT THAT EXACT MOMENT AND MY BROTHER LITERALLY JUST SAID “DAD WHAT DO I DO SHE DISAPPEARED”

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STOP

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okay go ahead

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[theprogressivesadist]

[texaschild19-blog]

This is only the beginning

[omghotmemes]

I really like this series

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Is that Is that toilet on fire

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So my brothers and I were having ice cream and we were allowed to get our own scoops but we could only get one and Since our ice cream scooper is broken my brothers got little small scoops with the regular spoons but I got one of those salad spoons and just carved out an iceberg of vanilla and strawberry

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[texaschild19-blog]

Smol beekeepers