textbook of a wallflower

[fuckyahumor]

anxiety: hey its time

me: for what

anxiety: its time

me: ?????????

anxiety: :)

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????

[pglang]

my type: people who get excited about rainy nights

[exceptionals]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[thebootydiaries]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[egrets]

i love u steph

[maatangi]

No offense but my female ancestors didn’t go through centuries of oppression for me to feel bad about myself all the time

[bopeep]

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

[thebootydiaries]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m shy

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[sexrobotsrightsactivist]

GOOD MORNTING! BABY MATT DAMON WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND THAT DAY.

[vacationpapi]

he argues just like matt when he talks about starving kids and water

[queensummit]

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

[albinwonderland]

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

[powerarmor]

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

[jimmypopisgod]

[memewhore]

[emilyscartoons]

Who’s in

[textbookofawallflower]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)