Text From The Alphas

A Blog Combining The Alpha Kids & Trolls and Texts from Last Night! If you notice any characters lacking, feel free to send me an ask for more of them. If you make one yourself submit it! Feel free to add a comment on the posts when you reblog too!

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Crownus just checking out the fandom while on hiatus; picking up some chicks, ya know.

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((not the usual but hopefully some of you find it amusing, making the reblog worth it!))

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oh my gosh these are great! I've been laughing for almost 15 minutes straight jfc

I'm glad you enjoy them. I Currently have been working on my voice-acting work but I shall do more soon!

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Just because it's a pet peeve of mine, I thought I'd let you know that the trolls you have here aren't the Alpha trolls, they're the Beta trolls. Most people think Kankri and co. are the Alphas because they're associated with the Alpha kids, but they came before the scratch and made way for Karkat and his friends to come along, making Kankri's group the Betas and Karkat's group the Alphas.

this is common debate and i know as far as gaming terms go kankri and such are indeed the betas however in the comic karkat's group play 'sgrub Beta' and john and co play 'sburb beta'. This is what I was told and they are affiliated... This is merely my view on it. Each to their own but i understand your views. <3

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Watashi wa sōgideatta to no tame ni amarini mo ōku no penisu o mita

i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral.